How can Everton top yesterday?

[everton1953]

Gallows humour you dolt.

Gallows humour my harse. Mind, a few hangings might have avoided some of the mess we are in.

 

[dublinbluenose]

 

[Lob]

I am certain they will find a way. They never cease to disappoint when it comes calamity.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

The stadium will float off down the Mersey, probably the day before it’s finished.

 

[wellillwill]

Zeppelin crashes into Goodison Park and Farhad Moshiri is revealed to be behind COVID.

 

[Cjplennon]

Steve the Evertonian who was begging Simon Jordon to buy the club?? Mate, I couldn't believe that when I heard it. Must be a plant

I think it waa a Kopite taking the piss! I mean Simon Jordan in charge....

 

[Andy McGurk]

How?


“We are getting early reports that aliens have landed at BMD……”

These are problematic racist aliens with a uncomfortable past as well

 

[billyblue80]

Easily mate it's a lunatics asylum and a binfire

 

[Debunkology]

Just watched a mad video about how we create our own reality. Then I come here and see this thread.

All makes sense now

 

[GrandOldSte117]

Just watched a mad video about how we create our own reality. Then I come here and see this thread.

All makes sense now

The positive thinking Evertonians are off living in a universe of bliss.

 

[Khalekan]

Good start to the day if we wish to top yesterday’s fiasco.

Kia flaming Koorabchin was on talkSPORT pontificating about what is going wrong at EFC.

And seems to think we would be fine had we listened to him

 

[Fralahna]

Close and delete this thread immediately. Moshiri might get some ideas

 

[Khalekan]

The term Chiefs and Indians springs to mind.

 

[bluenorthwarrior]

Failed drug test announced for one of our crabs who can't even jog half the length of the pitch without a break, whilst at the same time 47 year old James milner breaks Usain bolt's 100m time down the road.

 

[GraemeS1980]

Just trying to find the odds on Frank Lampard being reinstated on the 1st Feb with no new signings.