How often do you shower?

[Nymzee]

2 towels per shower

Yep, still needs further explanation.

 

[Kurt.]

Why's that mate? It sounds like you're using towels that are too small?

Wouldn't using a bigger towel dry you quicker and at the same time reduce the amount of laundry to be done afterwards?

Just an observation.

Maybe it's a Welsh thing?


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A simple explanation…. When I turn the shower off I grab a towel and dry myself top to toe.. then I chuck that towel on the floor to stand on and dry my feet , then I wrap myself in a dry towel and strut around the house air drying for an hour because I’m an alpha male.
After this I lay the 2nd towel on the floor and stand on it whilst I douse my body in talc, apply deodorant and moisturise my face and head… only then am I ready to face the day.

 

[Nymzee]

A simple explanation…. When I turn the shower off I grab a towel and dry myself top to toe.. then I chuck that towel on the floor to stand on and dry my feet , then I wrap myself in a dry towel and strut around the house air drying for an hour because I’m an alpha male

How very extra of you.

Ever heard of a bath mat before?

 

[Amokachi1995]

Once a day. But it went upto twice when I was growing a beard and it was itchy.

 

[Kurt.]

How very extra of you.

Ever heard of a bath mat before?

I’m too tall for my bath to be honest.. I’m half in and half out and I don’t like that. When I become a successful millionaire (or a pensioner as they’re known) I will invest in a huge bath. I do however have a hot tub in the garden which I use a couple of times a week … for muscle relaxation…not washing.

 

[Kurt.]

I’ve just realised I am a creature of habit and ritual when it comes to cleanliness…. I am very paranoid about smelling … I think it’s disgusting

 

[Tommy Chong]

I’m too tall for my bath to be honest.. I’m half in and half out and I don’t like that. When I become a successful millionaire (or a pensioner as they’re known) I will invest in a huge bath. I do however have a hot tub in the garden which I use a couple of times a week … for muscle relation … not washing.

Hot tubs the dream mate!

Do you go out in your birthday suit and give the neighbours a show when you use it?

 

[Kurt.]

I also have a toothbrush in my office which I use after lunch or snacking, also a small collection of aftershave miniatures.

 

[Kurt.]

Hot tubs the dream mate!

Do you go out in your birthday suit and give the neighbours a show when you use it?

My garden is very private so I have to stand atop my fence to encourage the neighbours to stare

 

[Bryan+]

Three showers a day? That’s defo on the spectrum behaviour, with the greatest respect.

 

[Kurt.]

Three showers a day? That’s defo on the spectrum behaviour, with the greatest respect.

Strange behaviour I agree

 

[Bryan+]

I’m too tall for my bath to be honest.. I’m half in and half out and I don’t like that. When I become a successful millionaire (or a pensioner as they’re known) I will invest in a huge bath. I do however have a hot tub in the garden which I use a couple of times a week … for muscle relaxation…not washing.

mmm swimming in your own piss. What a delightful way to describe a outdoor sex pool.

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Three showers a day? That’s defo on the spectrum behaviour, with the greatest respect.

Not healthy either, according to Harvard.

Showering daily -- is it necessary? - Harvard Health

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www.health.harvard.edu

 

[Nymzee]

I’m too tall for my bath to be honest.. I’m half in and half out and I don’t like that. When I become a successful millionaire (or a pensioner as they’re known) I will invest in a huge bath. I do however have a hot tub in the garden which I use a couple of times a week … for muscle relaxation…not washing.

Also too tall for my bath. Only ever used it once, got out after 2 mins and hopped in the shower. They're revolting.

 

[Kurt.]

Also too tall for my bath. Only ever used it once, got out after 2 mins and hopped in the shower. They're revolting.

Lying in my own filthy water somehow doesn’t interest me