How stupid are Manu?

[roydo]

If you'd told me at the beginning of the season that by the 8th of feb man u would be below southampton, i would have bet on this season being a lot funnier than it actually is.

Pretty sure they have been below Southampton since 3rd August. Or near enough.

They really need to let the manager spend some real money, not muck about with loans like that Falcoe lad.

 

[Prevenger17]

I can't break down those figures into usable information, where's the pie chart version?

 

[Prevenger17]

Anyway, just seen that Phil Jones has made a sex tape. That's probably something we could do without.

Could you imagine the cum face?

 

[roydo]

I can't break down those figures into usable information, where's the pie chart version?

 

[roydo]

Could you imagine the cum face?

MY EYES!!

 

[LinekersLegs]

Something isn't going right when your 60m purchase is being described like this.
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/feb/08/manchester-united-wayne-rooney-louis-van-gaal

“Not so many players can easily switch positions but Rooney can, he is multifunctional,” United’s manager had observed in the build-up. And so, once again, multifunctional Wayne patrolled a narrow right flank. Ahead of him Robin van Persie and Radamel Falcao played as a heavy-legged front pair and between them Ángel Di María skittered about like a shopping trolley with a broken wheel, doing his best to adapt on the hoof to an all-left-foot No10 role.

 

[toffee matt]

Saw on another forum that Moyes actually had more points from the equivalent fixtures last season than van gala has this season

 

[peteblue]

I quite like the new phrase "Long Ball Louis"...........

 

[SerenityNigh]

Saw on another forum that Moyes actually had more points from the equivalent fixtures last season than van gala has this season

Are you suggesting that their crucifixion of The Chosen One was unjust?

 

[LinekersLegs]

Are you suggesting that their crucifixion of The Chosen One was unjust?

Well if they were complaining about Moyes playing long ball football...

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/feb/09/louis-van-gaal-manchester-united-long-ball

When Sam Allardyce branded Louis van Gaal’s team as “long-ball United” following Daley Blind’s late equaliser from a Marouane Fellaini knockdown, the West Ham manager voiced an uncomfortable truth for Manchester United supporters.
...
The statistics back Allardyce’s comments and make for unsettling reading from United’s perspective. The 1,861 long passes played by the team so far in the Premier League is the second highest behind Burnley’s 1,877. Relegation-threatened QPR, West Bromwich Albion and Leicester City make up the rest of the top five.

 

[toffee matt]

Van Gaal seemed to be having a Rafael style meltdown in his press conference today

 

[roydo]

Van Gaal seemed to be having a Rafael style meltdown in his press conference today

He sounded like a prize prat. Talk about a sense of humour by-pass.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[LinekersLegs]

LVG really isn't getting the best out of his star players, that is far more of a problem than resorting to long balls to claw back points.
http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/u...e-Suffering-From-Van-Gaals-Long-Ball-Approach

 

[riddick]

What did his rant contain?