I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

Well no....but....I'm not a tittsh fan....other than that...

What are Scotland then?

Sunderland.

Loud passionate support, occaisional good result against the big boys, but by and large sh*t.

 

[EFCNIK]

Compared to most of Europe and how their fans behave even domestically, England are ****ing exemplary. Bar a few bar fights and chair throwing of course.

 

[ijjysmith]

Sunderland.

Loud passionate support, occaisional good result against the big boys, but by and large sh*t.

Hahaha! Like it! And you can call Scotland Sland too. It works for both.

Who will you be supporting in the Euors Mr Jock?

 

[EFCNIK]

Oh and Jock,

I'm going to the Krakow derby at the end of the month.

What do you think my chances of survival are?

 

[bluejock]

Hahaha! Like it! And you can call Scotland Sland too. It works for both.

Who will you be supporting in the Euors Mr Jock?

Ireland mate.

 

[bluejock]

Oh and Jock,

I'm going to the Krakow derby at the end of the month.

What do you think my chances of survival are?

Evens.

Watch out for Wisla fans singing Rihanna songs.

 

[ijjysmith]

Ireland mate.

Good luck with that.

 

[bluejock]

Good luck with that.

I don't like supporting teams with a chance of winning.

After Ireland go out it'll be Holland because Belg is ace, the away kit is the best at the toyrnament and I'm a little bit in love with Johnny Heitinga.

 

[Degs62]

What is the purpose of those little bags with Silica on them that says do not eat.
Is it really harmful to eat the contents.
Is sandpaper a good cure for piles

 

[EFCNIK]

Evens.

Watch out for Wisla fans singing Rihanna songs.

I will sing whatever they want as long as they dont kill me ffs.

 

[bluejock]

What is the purpose of those little bags with Silica on them that says do not eat.
Is it really harmful to eat the contents.
Is sandpaper a good cure for piles

Silica gel is used to prevent damp I believe.

If you eat it you'll grow tiny wings that are no use for flying.

The only cure I know of for piles is sawdust.

 

[Degs62]

Silica gel is used to prevent damp I believe.

If you eat it you'll grow tiny wings that are no use for flying.

The only cure I know of for piles is sawdust.

What is the cure for splinters around the anus?

 

[The T-Dex]

If a girl goes back in time and kills her grandmother so she wasn't born, if she wasn't born does this mean she never killed her grandmother?

 

[bluejock]

What is the cure for splinters around the anus?

Sawdust.

 

[bluejock]

If a girl goes back in time and kills her grandmother so she wasn't born, if she wasn't born does this mean she never killed her grandmother?

No, it means her grandmother was never born and, as the very fabric of space and time has been altered, Everton would be boss again.