Degs62
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Where in Australia am I able to purchase medical grade sawdust for the treatment of piles and sawdust splinters in the anus?
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I am Jock, AMA
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Where in Australia am I able to purchase medical grade sawdust for the treatment of piles and sawdust splinters in the anus?
Baines' left foot
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The reason for those little packets saying "Do not eat" on them is because one time some idiot decided to eat a packet, not knowing that these little gels balls are designed to absorb 40% of their own weight in moisture, he got quite ill and became somewhat dehydrated, so he sued the company of the product he found this sachet in, because there was no warning that he shouldn't eat the sachet. To cover their own backsides basically, it says do not eat.
It's the same kind of reason why coffee from the likes of McDonalds say "Caution, hot liquid inside!". Because some american dude burned himself and sued McDonalds for not warning him about the hot liquid.
bluejock
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I won't believe this as it's not from Jock.
But there are some very funny cases of obvious stuff happening, then people suing them for a lot of money.
I remember a mother sued Blizzard, and won btw, because her son played too much World of Warcraft and got anti-social and fat.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I was so expecting the reply "Cool story bro", from you then.
I think I heard about that actually, by the sounds of things that game is dangerously addictive for the kids. But it's her fault her kid is fat, feeding her kid burgers for breakfast.
Cool story bro.
But yeah, it's baffling. Even more so that she actually WON the case and half a million or a million or something wicked.
bluejock
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It is mate, but I'm a busy guy so sometimes I hire BLF as an outside contractor.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Haha. I should do my own AMA really shouldn't I.
[Poor language removed] OFF BLF!
[Poor language removed] OFF BLF!
bluejock
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He's a serious kinda guy, until you get some Sambuca in him.
bluejock
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EFCNIK
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Nik had a desire to get the sense of humour out in the direness that is the Everton thread.
Nik was shot down man, shot down.
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