I am Jock, AMA

[Vim Fuego]

I once knew a girl from Leith.

Do you know her ?

 

[bluejock]

If everton played united. Who would you like too win?

Xx

Everton.

This happened in July.

 

[bluejock]

I once knew a girl from Leith.

Do you know her ?

I hope to God not.

Bad experience with Leith girls as a naive 17 year old.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Excluding humans, which type of mammal is currently closest to you?

 

[The T-Dex]

It did didn't it. Short memory.

Would you rather play hide the sausage with a guy or soggy biscuit with a tranny hooker?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

 

[bluejock]

Excluding humans, which type of mammal is currently closest to you?

An otter.

 

[bluejock]

It did didn't it. Short memory.

Would you rather play hide the sausage with a guy or soggy biscuit with a tranny hooker?

Both x

 

[bluejock]

WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

Do they not do battered sausage in your chippy? Bet they do chow mein though.

Weird scousers with your Chinese/chip shop hybrids.

 

[Moomin]

WTF IS A BATTERED SAUSAGE

A thing of beauty after numerous pints.

 

[bluejock]

A thing of beauty after numerous pints.

A battered smoked sausage is even better.

 

[scratchnsurf]

An otter.

I should clarify. I meant in terms of proximity, rather than similarity or affection, although you could give an answer for each.

 

[bluejock]

I should clarify. I meant in terms of proximity, rather than similarity or affection, although you could give an answer for each.

Oh.

A cat called Lucky.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Michelle Mone is fookin' gorgeous.

Any chance of putting a word infor me ?

The girl that I knew from Leith worked in a hotel in the area.

Me and you could have plunged the same clunge ! Jeremy Kyle material.

 

[bluejock]

Michelle Mone is fookin' gorgeous.

Any chance of putting a word infor me ?

The girl that I knew from Leith worked in a hotel in the area.

Me and you could have plunged the same clunge ! Jeremy Kyle material.

Did she steal your wallet after as well?

Michelle Mone is incredible. And her second name is Mone like moan. You could have endless fun with that.