I am Jock, AMA

[scratchnsurf]

Yesterday, Scratchling no 2 took the keys for the gate and garage (without asking) and, instead of putting them back when he'd opened the gate, put them in his pocket 'so they won't get lost'.

He lost them.

1. How should I punish him?
2. What have your kids lost of yours?

 

[Vim Fuego]

Did she steal your wallet after as well?

Michelle Mone is incredible. And her second name is Mone like moan. You could have endless fun with that.

Incredible is the word ! Seen her latest twitter profile ? Minted too...

I must have been lucky because I never had a wallet to steal, but she treated my knob like a Stretch Armstrong toy!

 

[bluejock]

Yesterday, Scratchling no 2 took the keys for the gate and garage (without asking) and, instead of putting them back when he'd opened the gate, put them in his pocket 'so they won't get lost'.

He lost them.

1. How should I punish him?
2. What have your kids lost of yours?

How old is he? The severity of punishment depends on age. Make him stand on one leg for a minute for every year old he is.

 

[scratchnsurf]

How old is he? The severity of punishment depends on age. Make him stand on one leg for a minute for every year old he is.

He's ten.

 

[bluejock]

He's ten.

Perfect. Ten minutes stood on one leg while saying "I'm silly for losing daddy's keys" will learn him.

Can't think of anything bad the kids have lost, just school jumpers etc...

 

[Kurt.]

Hi Jock.......to help me feel better I have decided that the new weekend is a Tuesday and Wednesday....this now makes Saturday and Sunday a cheeky 2 day midweek break.....it sounds better to have a cheeky break midweek...............is my thinking the act of a genius or a Brycopath ?

 

[bluejock]

Hi Jock.......to help me feel better I have decided that the new weekend is a Tuesday and Wednesday....this now makes Saturday and Sunday a cheeky 2 day midweek break.....it sounds better to have a cheeky break midweek...............is my thinking the act of a genius or a Brycopath ?

I'm impressed with that to be honest.

I've declared Wednesdays as Blowjob Day in our house.

We're doing quite well with it to be honest.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm impressed with that to be honest.

I've declared Wednesdays as Blowjob Day in our house.

We're doing quite well with it to be honest.

*makes metal note to visit Jock's next Wednesday......on my new weekend

 

[bluejock]

*makes metal note to visit Jock's next Wednesday......on my new weekend

She's trying to install the custom of having a bath together on a Wednesday. I've agreed on the condition that it includes fellatio.

 

[Kurt.]

She's trying to install the custom of having a bath together on a Wednesday. I've agreed on the condition that it includes fellatio.

Is he the skinny lad from the Italian Bakery on the high street ?

 

[Macca99]

Long time reader, first time asker, number 1 fan.

Anyway, cheesy or plain garlic bread?

 

[chrissyjack]

Dear Jock

How the hell does James Corden get on the telly

 

[bluejock]

Long time reader, first time asker, number 1 fan.

Anyway, cheesy or plain garlic bread?

Hi Macca, thanks for asking.

Good question that, it all depends on the place. Frankie and Bennys do really good cheesy garlic bread whereas Nandos are terrible so there I'd opt for cheeseless.

When I make it at home, I use mozzarella so my preference is for cheesy.

How about you?

 

[bluejock]

Dear Jock

How the hell does James Corden get on the telly

Christ only knows. He's as funny as bowel cancer.

 

[Macca99]

Hi Macca, thanks for asking.

Good question that, it all depends on the place. Frankie and Bennys do really good cheesy garlic bread whereas Nandos are terrible so there I'd opt for cheeseless.

When I make it at home, I use mozzarella so my preference is for cheesy.

How about you?

I'm swayed by Cheesy, as cheese is a wonderful food. Personally I like a hint of chili or tabasco on top, for an added kick