I am Jock, AMA

[bluejock]

I'm swayed by Cheesy, as cheese is a wonderful food. Personally I like a hint of chili or tabasco on top, for an added kick

You'll do for me Macca mate. Groucho is the man to speak to about Tabasco, bloody loves it he does.

 

[Macca99]

You'll do for me Macca mate. Groucho is the man to speak to about Tabasco, bloody loves it he does.

Not a huge fan, but its lovely stuff when there is cheese about.

 

[tommye]

good evening jock of the clan mcjock. I Hope this finds you in good health.

A lad in work phoned in sick today after trying to save time by using hair removal cream on his face instead of having a shave. His face near burnt off. The massive tit.

What is the daftest thing, resulting in either you or somebody else being badly injured or hurt, that you have ever done?

 

[ijjysmith]

Novak Jockovic,

Can we just clarify I'm your number 1 fan?

None of these jokers.

Thanks

Ij x

WP4L

 

[noharmdone]

Jock.. Lionel Messi slots hat tricks every week against Spanish pub sides.
Have you ever slotted a hat trick in a game of football in Spain ?

 

[bluejock]

Not a huge fan, but its lovely stuff when there is cheese about.

Cheese and cold meats.

 

[Macca99]

Cheese and cold meats.

I fully intend to take this advice.

Thank you, oh learned one.

 

[bluejock]

good evening jock of the clan mcjock. I Hope this finds you in good health.

A lad in work phoned in sick today after trying to save time by using hair removal cream on his face instead of having a shave. His face near burnt off. The massive tit.

What is the daftest thing, resulting in either you or somebody else being badly injured or hurt, that you have ever done?

I used said cream on my balls.

Novak Jockovic,

Can we just clarify I'm your number 1 fan?

None of these jokers.

Thanks

Ij x

WP4L

It's mutual brah

WP4L x

Jock.. Lionel Messi slots hat tricks every week against Spanish pub sides.
Have you ever slotted a hat trick in a game of football in Spain ?

No mate, my one and only hat trick came against Arbroath for Broughty United u12's.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Are you really Brian Swan?

 

[scratchnsurf]

What time you going to bed Jock?

 

[bluejock]

Are you really Brian Swan?

I bloody wish. He's ace isn't he?

I actually hope they win so he comes back after.

 

[noharmdone]

Porn filters in work Jock.. Any advice ?

 

[bluejock]

What time you going to bed Jock?

After the Brits mate, about 20 past 10.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

I bloody wish. He's ace isn't he?

I actually hope they win so he comes back after.

Who has the bigger wang?

1) you
2) Brian Swan?
3) Brian Laudrup?

 

[bluejock]

Porn filters in work Jock.. Any advice ?

I've got a workaround built into my laptop, I'll try to find where I've got it written down and I'll PM you.