A false nine usually refers to two or 3 players who are all great and can score goals. They will help out midfield no end and never stop moving, usually none of them will be more than 5'1"......think Agueo and Jesus for City, Jesus being a false 9.I had to laugh at the football tactician thing. I'm the same. Never played the game to any high level but I think I have a grasp on the basics required. What is a total blind spot to me are tactics. I recognize the high wing backs we are attempting to play, long ball tactics and tiki taka or whatever it's called. However, I could watch a team play football all day every day and not recognise a double pivot, single pivot, a false nine or a diamond formation.
The alternative to a false 9 is playing a lanky streak of p1ss that stands there waiting for the ball to be delivered inch perfectly to him and gets let of the hook for not scoring by the excuse service is not good enough