In growing toe nail new podiatrist - I asked her to take a sliver out as it was in growing - she butchered my big toe

[anjelikaferrett]

@tommye what have you done! I can cope with mutilated fingers but feet? Just no! Sorry about your toe Joey butI can't look. Feet, all feet, are grim.
Also for future reference I really never want to see an 'accidentally chopped off my knob' thread with accompanying images ???

 

[tommye]

@tommye what have you done! I can cope with mutilated fingers but feet? Just no! Sorry about your toe Joey butI can't look. Feet, all feet, are grim.
Also for future reference I really never want to see an 'accidentally chopped off my knob' thread with accompanying images ???

I take absolutely NO responsibility for Joey whatsoever.

Please address all complaints c/o @COYBL25

 

[COYBL25]

I take absolutely NO responsibility for Joey whatsoever.

Please address all complaints c/o @COYBL25

It wasn’t actually the podiatrist fault at all.

He’s been injecting chickpea crack into his toes, trying to hide the needle marks from his missus and he’s ended up with Tamazzy Toes.

So, if you ever see a geriatric beggar, hopping around Concert Square, begging for money, you know who it is.

 

[tommye]

It wasn’t actually the podiatrist fault at all.

He’s been injecting chickpea crack into his toes, trying to hide the needle marks from his missus and he’s ended up with Tamazzy Toes.

So, if you ever see a geriatric beggar, hopping around Concert Square, begging for money, you know who it is.

At least he can get a job at a car park now.

 

[Joey66]

At least he can get a job at a car park now.

At least I can put two fingers up .....

 

[tommye]

At least I can put two fingers up .....

Horrible you Joey.
Can't believe you're mocking my disability.

 

[Kurt.]

NHS......

Nails
Half
Sliced

 

[Joey66]

Horrible you Joey.
Can't believe you're mocking my disability.

Have they stitched it back on ?

 

[tommye]

Have they stitched it back on ?

Nope

 

[Kurt.]

Have they stitched it back on ?

Swap your severed limbs for Tommy’s

Weirdest case of mixamatoesis ever

 

[Joey66]

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Nope

Are you sure you never went to the NHS podiatrist ?

 

[Jebus_lives]

@tommye what have you done! I can cope with mutilated fingers but feet? Just no! Sorry about your toe Joey butI can't look. Feet, all feet, are grim.
Also for future reference I really never want to see an 'accidentally chopped off my knob' thread with accompanying images ???

Guaranteed this is @ForeverBlue92

 

[tommye]

Swap your severed limbs for Tommy’s

Weirdest case of mixamatoesis ever

Baby Jesus is crying...

 

[Kurt.]

Baby Jesus is crying...

He’s got more nails on his limbs than you two put together ?

 

[tommye]

He’s got more nails on his limbs than you two put together ?

Count up how many times the story of Jesus and the cross has been told throughout the ages, I bet ye mar has still been nailed more times.