Interviews

[Tramps_mate]

Did they ask you what avatar you use on popular football internet forums?

Its not my fauuuuuuuuuuult!!!!

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Can we be the jury on this case, upload a picture and we will give it a like or neg.

I'm not sure taking a pic of the interviewee would be PC mate, sorry

 

[Hellerad]

Had a hiring partner tell me that if I was ever confident that the people interviewing me for a job had been at it for hours I should try to mess with them a little bit; they'd appreciate it.

For example, if asked what your biggest weakness is, you should tell them with a straight face: internet pornography.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Guess who got offered a new job!!

Booyah!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Going to work in London for a bit.

Dunno why God hates me so much.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Going to work in London for a bit.

Dunno why God hates me so much.

Oh you poor man....

 

[AdamEFC]

Interview in the morning. It's on the phone so should I prepare some notes or am I best just getting on with it? I don't want to sound like I am reading a script.

 

[chicoazul]

Interview in the morning. It's on the phone so should I prepare some notes or am I best just getting on with it? I don't want to sound like I am reading a script.

Have some notes handy, just bullet points against potential topics.

That way you have your notes and are prepared but you will adjust the conversation to cover the points.

Better to have then not have. Lest your mind goes blank or you kick yourself later for missing an important point out.

Good luck lid.

 

[AdamEFC]

Have some notes handy, just bullet points against potential topics.

That way you have your notes and are prepared but you will adjust the conversation to cover the points.

Better to have then not have. Lest your mind goes blank or you kick yourself later for missing an important point out.

Good luck lid.

Nice one mate!

 

[Del]

Interview in the morning. It's on the phone so should I prepare some notes or am I best just getting on with it? I don't want to sound like I am reading a script.

Best winging it lad

Make sure you have long pauses between answers and breathe deeply like a sex pest

 

[AdamEFC]

Best winging it lad

Make sure you have long pauses between answers and breathe deeply like a sex pest

Yeah that's what I thought at first. I guess Chico was just trying to take the piss out of me.

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah that's what I thought at first. I guess Chico was just trying to take the piss out of me.

Masturbate slowly during the course of the phone interview as they can't see you and it will relax your nerves ensuring calm and collective answers.

 

[orly]

Masturbate slowly during the course of the phone interview as they can't see you and it will relax your nerves ensuring calm and collective answers.

When the interviewer lady asks "Have you got any questions for me?" try not to say "where are your hands right now?"

 

[chicoazul]

When the interviewer lady asks "Have you got any questions for me?" try not to say "where are your hands right now?"

" yes girl, two questions actually, first what are you wearing now and secondly do you have a web cam?"

 

[orly]

" yes girl, two questions actually, first what are you wearing now and secondly do you have a web cam?"

make sure to elongate the "i" in girl to leave her in no doubt you are a sound lid and not a pervy wool