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Simon baker
Player Valuation: £10m
It's easy to complain about this signing however the lad has been an unfulfilled talent & is now seemingly back on track.
If we wait until he reaches the top of his current upward curve we wouldn't be able to attract him as he would most likely join a champions league club.
He seems to be a reasonable price so let's just hope he carries on at his current trajectory & continues to improve.
If we wait until he reaches the top of his current upward curve we wouldn't be able to attract him as he would most likely join a champions league club.
He seems to be a reasonable price so let's just hope he carries on at his current trajectory & continues to improve.
Ashtonian
Banned on request
One word...Ballotelli
Explanation-
Ballotelli looked terrible in this league for the kopites. Goes to france, suddenly looks like a top striker and is banging them in. Point is, how does everyone not know for sure this lad would be cut out for this league over others and the fact he gets a chance at the premier league means he actually commits himself to perform every week on top of that? Perhaps putting him in UAE and wherever else probably got a negative attitude from him because it isn't really where you want to be playing? Plus he was 4th choice at Inter all those years ago.
So perhaps he is actually a decent player, much better than niasse and Kone, and can come in and really do a job for us, considering we have a goalscorer in the team already?
Explanation-
Ballotelli looked terrible in this league for the kopites. Goes to france, suddenly looks like a top striker and is banging them in. Point is, how does everyone not know for sure this lad would be cut out for this league over others and the fact he gets a chance at the premier league means he actually commits himself to perform every week on top of that? Perhaps putting him in UAE and wherever else probably got a negative attitude from him because it isn't really where you want to be playing? Plus he was 4th choice at Inter all those years ago.
So perhaps he is actually a decent player, much better than niasse and Kone, and can come in and really do a job for us, considering we have a goalscorer in the team already?
gaino92
Power level over 9000
He will either be boss or awful but on the otherhand he may just be average
TheGhostOfBolasie
Player Valuation: £1m
Never heard of him and already know he's miles better than Kone and Niasse combined.
Balotelli's problem was his attitude, rather than his ability.
As long as this lad isn't holding firework displays in his bathroom, I'm sure he'll do fine.
Jamiednm
Player Valuation: £40m
He'll carry us to league and cup glory next season, sweep the player of the year accolades then suffer a career-ending injury while lifting both jugs on the open top bus and retire as an Everton leg-end. The new stadium will be named after him: 'The Cillit Bang Arena @ Ishak Befodil Park'.
If Barkley loses his place to this big galoot then I am done with Koeman and probably football altogether.
Dymak
Player Valuation: £40m
Well he is coming to play the second striker role mate, and I think he will do a much more effective role than Barkley.
ianefc
Player Valuation: £70m
Had to ruin it.
You know it's fake when someone says " It looks legit "
Agreed, and that's so vital for team chemistry, too.
I'm really looking forward to seeing how Koeman uses him. Generally you either find players that fit your formation or use a formation that fits your squad. We saw it for 20 minutes or so with DCL, but this could be a situation where he bends the system to accommodate one specific trait (and possibly hide some flaws).
Sorry Ian, I have to protect Kev's health.
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