2023/24 Jack Harrison

[Clarky cat]

Runs around and is about as strong as an asthmatic kitten. In fairness to him It’s not easy being a winger in this team but we need better if we don’t want to keep circling the drain

 

[Tommy Chong]

Runs around and is about as strong as an asthmatic kitten. In fairness to him It’s not easy being a winger in this team but we need better if we don’t want to keep circling the drain

If Leeds fail to get promoted, there's a good chance we'll get lumbered with him for another season.

And that does not exactly fill me with glee.

 

[Nyhus]

I think hes a decent player, but anlot of that comes down to work rate. I never expect him to score or create a chance when he gets the ball, i expect him to run towards the oppositions box till he either gets dispossessed or turns around and passes backwards.

 

[Clarky cat]

If Leeds fail to get promoted, there's a good chance we'll get lumbered with him for another season.

And that does not exactly fill me with glee.

The guy is on 70k a week isn’t he? That’s insane for how little output he gives you in the attacking third, absolutely insane.

 

[Tommy Chong]

The guy is on 70k a week isn’t he? That’s insane for how little output he gives you in the attacking third, absolutely insane.

Yea, but in fairness, at least 2/3 of that go to hair products, stylists and various other hair related products.

 

[Clarky cat]

Yea, but in fairness, at least 2/3 of that go to hair products, stylists and various other hair related products.

I actually hope this is true

 

[Nymzee]

I think hes a decent player, but anlot of that comes down to work rate. I never expect him to score or create a chance when he gets the ball, i expect him to run towards the oppositions box till he either gets dispossessed or turns around and passes backwards.

So he's not a decent player then - he's a decent athlete.

 

[Mr Happy]

Great hair.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I actually hope this is true

Has to be... He's not naturally handsome like Gomes is.

Andre wakes in up the morning and all he has to do is run his fingers through his hair once and his is sorted.

Not Jack though... Honestly, the perfect manager for him would be Brendan Rodgers. Not in terms of skill development, but in terms of being a self-obsessed cockwomble.

Between tanning beds, mani's and pedi's, teeth whitening procedures, I don't think they'd actually get any training done.

 

[Joey66]

Too slow to be a winger - not worth the asking price

 

[davek]

But he's played with your fave Coleman and done exactly the same? It's okay to just call him crap. He's nowhere near good enough. Only thing he's decent at is running loads but so was Paula Radcliffe.

Coleman has been a shadow of himself this season even when 'fit'.

We have to get a new starting RB. There's no question about it.

 

[Clarky cat]

Has to be... He's not naturally handsome like Gomes is.

Andre wakes in up the morning and all he has to do is run his fingers through his hair once and his is sorted.

Not Jack though... Honestly, the perfect manager for him would be Brendan Rodgers. Not in terms of skill development, but in terms of being a self-obsessed cockwomble.

Between tanning beds, mani's and pedi's, teeth whitening procedures, I don't think they'd actually get any training done.

Andre makes men wet

 

[Toffeepot]

Its related by virtue of the fact that if you have a FB able to offer the option of overlapping then opposition defenders cant easily force him into a hurried pass into the middle.

Dyche just felt a ripple in the force

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

As soon as the final whistle goes at the Arsenal game he should be packing his cases.

 

[DannyEvo]

Atrocious player