Blast_of_Cannock
Player Valuation: £10m
Would have preferred it if he brought Dixon on instead of Harrison, and put Garner right-mid if the plan was to shore-up the right-hand side. Harrison was woeful.
He offers nothing to us
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
He was terrible last season wasn't he
He provides me with a big massive headache.
He's absolutely woeful. It's like watching a computer game (Italia 90 to be precise) where you think you can dribble right through a player who you hope is invisible, only to realise the player is a physical being and present and not something you can walk through.
One of the worst, hands down, in the top 5 worst wingers I've ever seen player for Everton.
He makes Nicholas Alexanderson look like nedved, and simon davies like Figo
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I never thought his performances justified retaining him after the first spell. He is more of a liability than anything else given his poor retention, decision making and the erratic clockwork mouse intensity he offers.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £35m
He was always a handful when he played for Leeds against us, and whenever I'd catch their games during the season. Really hit and miss and missing more than lately.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Fella is absolutely garbage. I held out a bit of hope because he genuinely is a top professional at least, but the quality is severely lacking from him and has been since he joined us first time. Works hard she contributes a bit to defence which we actually need, and that's why Dyche likes him.
Kevsleftpeg
Player Valuation: £6m
The ball just bounces of him though. I've never seen a winger that loses the ball so consistently in every situation. Especially when is actually doing anything risky or dangerous to the opposition.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
He's essentially a slower, less skillful version of Iwobi. Give me Alex over him any day - and he was largely atrocious for us. At least Wobes had pace that could put the opponent on the back foot.
I have no idea how the club has been able to constantly get so many decisions wrong on wingers and strikers in the past decade. You'd think at least once they'd fluke a good transfer, but nah.
EFC_FRANCIS
Player Valuation: £35m
He was even worse on the left vs southampton