Jake Daniels of Blackpool.

[twoblue]

God doesn’t exist and the bible is an oversized storybook

Marys wild lie about an affair that got completely out of hand

 

[twoblue]

Strange world, really. He'll make more from this than his football lol

The absolute rush from football to get in on the PR.

Real progress is when nobody is remotely arsed.

You might be right. Coming out should be applauded if he wants to that. He does however now need to make success of a incredibly difficult profession with the spotlight on him.
The world is full of players that only play a handful of professional games

 

[mightymoyes]

or any sea creature without fins and scales. Along with:
no shaving/trimming your beard
Cutting your hair at the sides.
No wearing mixed fabric clothes
Eating fat
Eating blood (no black pudding for Christians)
Eating pork (or even handling a pig carcass)
Going to church within 33 days of giving birth to a boy.
Going to church within 66 days of giving birth to a girl.
Period sex.
Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard
Planting different seeds in the same field
Eating fruit off a tree within four years of planting it.
Getting tattoos

But of course, none of this still applies because er, reasons. Except the bits about gay sex. They stand apart from all the other rules.

isnt there bits in there about god hating disabled people too?

 

[Papa Shango]

or any sea creature without fins and scales. Along with:
no shaving/trimming your beard
Cutting your hair at the sides.
No wearing mixed fabric clothes
Eating fat
Eating blood (no black pudding for Christians)
Eating pork (or even handling a pig carcass)
Going to church within 33 days of giving birth to a boy.
Going to church within 66 days of giving birth to a girl.
Period sex.
Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard
Planting different seeds in the same field
Eating fruit off a tree within four years of planting it.
Getting tattoos

But of course, none of this still applies because er, reasons. Except the bits about gay sex. They stand apart from all the other rules.

This one feels incredibly specific.

I don't have a vineyard, am I going to hell?

 

[d34noj]

This one feels incredibly specific.

I don't have a vineyard, am I going to hell?

Let's not pretend that's the reason ??

 

[ste d' indica]

Marys wild lie about an affair that got completely out of hand

Yeah, I've always thought this, said it on here before:

Joseph: Pregnant? You said you was a virgin!!
Mary: I am! I 'kin am!!!
Joseph: well how are you 'kin pregnant then??
Mary: erm..... spirit of God.... yeah that's it... Defo not a Roman lad.

Basically Jeremy Kyle in Bethlehem.

 

[ste d' indica]

or any sea creature without fins and scales. Along with:
no shaving/trimming your beard
Cutting your hair at the sides.
No wearing mixed fabric clothes
Eating fat
Eating blood (no black pudding for Christians)
Eating pork (or even handling a pig carcass)
Going to church within 33 days of giving birth to a boy.
Going to church within 66 days of giving birth to a girl.
Period sex.
Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard
Planting different seeds in the same field
Eating fruit off a tree within four years of planting it.
Getting tattoos

But of course, none of this still applies because er, reasons. Except the bits about gay sex. They stand apart from all the other rules.

No wankin' either... so there ain't a single fella in heaven, including the Jesus.

 

[BNJ1878]

You could claim most of those people live in the "stone age" because they follow theism and religion generally prohibits homosexuality, but a lot of people who are homophobic aren't even religious.

What's your position?