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How much have we missed him?
knowing your history
Player Valuation: £25m
Much more likely to play at RB than CM when he returns.
Badly missed, our current Cm options have either solely technical abilities or physical ones, he has both and helps us get on the front foot
difficult to judge tbh
Will be good to have him back anyway
royvernon39
Player Valuation: £10m
As a back sufferer I will be interested to learn about his injury. Back injuries are often long-term and tend to worsen.
If however its muscular then he could make a complete recovery but why then is talk of surgery?
I quite liked the cut of Tim's gib and think he could really kick on. But Garner missing has been a loss especially
as Doucoure has been poor.
If however its muscular then he could make a complete recovery but why then is talk of surgery?
I quite liked the cut of Tim's gib and think he could really kick on. But Garner missing has been a loss especially
as Doucoure has been poor.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Garners contract is up at the end of next season. So either we sell him Jan/Summer or offer him an extension.
Iroegbunam & Armstrong may be our only two CMs in the summer.
The Hibbert Agenda
Player Valuation: £20m
genuinely forgot about him, a shame
Has his back fallen off?
Just his left leg mate, which in turn is mean he's walking with a hop and this is adding pressure to the lower part of the back and causing the issue.
I spoke to someone at FF and they said once they find his leg (he lost it at the swimming baths and Jack Harrison hid it in a locker but can't remember which one) and glue it back on, he'll back with the squad.
Rumours are it's in Niasses golden locker and he keeps that key around his neck at all times and refuses to share it with anyone.
Quite unfortunate mate, and classic troublemaker and japester Niasse am I right!!
Have they considered finding an expert in detached/fallen off limbs, do you know? We have one on here in @evertondotcom , I think he'd be glad to help.
Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
Apparently dyche has just watched Deadpool v wolverine and as a last ditch attempt to secure his job as Everton manager has sanctioned experimental surgery to replace Garner's spine with adamantium.
Other long term injuries have also coincided with Dyche's IMBD watchlist. Looking forward to Cyberdyne's model T-900 defensive midfielder and the ED209 centre back. Team bus has also undergone a transformation and news that the squad will now be travelling to away matches in an imperial AT-AT has emerged.
You heard it here first!
Ed_Winchester
Player Valuation: £500k
Any truth to the rumour that the AT-AT turns quicker than Michael Keane?