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Sharpies volley
Player Valuation: £30m
Let's hope he stays fit and does it a consistently in the prem. He looked and was world class last night. He doesn't kick the ball he caresses it. A joy to watch. Makes you fall in love with football all over again.
arbok
Player Valuation: £15m
He's almost won the last two games in the FA Cup off his own boot.
So I was thinking the same thing watching the game. Gylfi appears 'technically' capable putting in 'good' crosses. But they're half a yard off, or hitting a defender in front of a player. So even though he looks sound, the end product isn't as good so he has some ways to go. James literally put in two perfect corners in a row. It's not a fluke, he probably practices crossing into a basketball ring.
Also the other thing is Gylfi has come good in the last month or so since the start of this run. Carlo has turned him into a player that works hard, and less reliant on him being the only one that creates. He's just not as good a creator, so his job is the build up play in possession and running around harassing the opponent. I honestly think its a bit of a lie that he was sold to fans as a creative 10, he hasn't shown it in his time here (and if he did sparingly once in a while), and same at Tottenham. There was no one better at Swansea, so he racked up 10+ assists a season and everyone played around him.
So I was thinking the same thing watching the game. Gylfi appears 'technically' capable putting in 'good' crosses. But they're half a yard off, or hitting a defender in front of a player. So even though he looks sound, the end product isn't as good so he has some ways to go. James literally put in two perfect corners in a row. It's not a fluke, he probably practices crossing into a basketball ring.
Also the other thing is Gylfi has come good in the last month or so since the start of this run. Carlo has turned him into a player that works hard, and less reliant on him being the only one that creates. He's just not as good a creator, so his job is the build up play in possession and running around harassing the opponent. I honestly think its a bit of a lie that he was sold to fans as a creative 10, he hasn't shown it in his time here (and if he did sparingly once in a while), and same at Tottenham. There was no one better at Swansea, so he racked up 10+ assists a season and everyone played around him.
TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
I'll say it again, glorious human specimen.
100% mate, he deffo deserves top shelf £7.99 comes with a jingle and opens up with a big love heart
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
I wish I could afford to be romantic. Rich people are proper Romeo's. Us poor folk should be ashamed of ourselves. Dont deserve the women in our lifes.
witchdoc187
Player Valuation: £60m
I am going to send him one with a little wind up butterfly in it so when he opens it it pings out the card and he skips around with joy trying to catch it, the smile on his face.
...presume “Trent” is one of the two ahead of him.
Chrismac
Player Valuation: £15m
At that price.. might ask the wife and kids to draw him one, she'd want to hand deliver it though
You won't be seeing your wife again if you let her deliver it personally!
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
This might sound a bit odd. But when I used to play PES and I'd be much better than friends, to make the game competitive I'd play without using sprint. He just reminds me a bit of that. A player who's so much better than opponents he doesn't have to break into a sprint.
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