Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
With Mee, Tarka worked a solid centre back pairing.
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With Mee, Tarka worked a solid centre back pairing.
bring back the catt
Player Valuation: £8m
You can almost see it now.
Picture the scene after our 3rd game of the season.
'It was announced today that Everton signed a player, James Tarkowski, in June, but as nobody could spell his name, each left it to another to register him. It has been discovered that in the end, nobody did. Everton have been hit with a 20 points deduction for fielding an ineligible player. Furthermore, they have had a two year transfer embargo placed upon them and will have to send said player back to Burnley. Free of charge.
In addition comes a £10 million fine. This mean they have broken Fair Play rules, for which a further £5 million fine has been awarded.
Also, Everton have been guilty of breaking theses rules and will be, therefore, excluded from all Cup games.
There we have it. All made up of course, but not a million miles from reality.
I dunno, Carlo could up and catch a flight to Madrid in his lunchtime, but Everton take an age to do almost anything.
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
In typical Everton fashion, all excitement over his arrival has already been well and truly sucked out of it. Only Everton could make a free transfer from a relegated side look hard to get over the line.
bring back the catt
Player Valuation: £8m
Just as they did on virtually transfer deadline day. We would all sit around our various devices to wait with baited breath whether we had signed on free for a month long loan of Dan Druff from Ayr.
Procrastination is an anagram of Everton.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
We can't really announce him and have him hold up last years shirt with last years sponsor on the front can we? So it has to wait untill the new kit is released with the new sponsor name on it. I am sure the marketing department have been frantically looking for a white, whiteboard marker to scrawl 'Stake' on the front of a blue t-shirt - but to no avail...
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
We otter get the tarka deal done asap
PSB1
Player Valuation: £8m
Lloydystark
Player Valuation: £35m
I genuinely think he's so underrated, better than Maguire, mings and alot of the England CB's
Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
has he signed up yet ?
Think so some on twitter said medical was done deal agreed just waiting till his burnley contract is done then can be completed then
andy4efc
Player Valuation: £60m
He said the other day Regarding that we would likely give 3 years because it’s a free transfer. Not specifically to Tarkowski but due to the nature of it.
Read earlier that it won’t be announced until after June 30th due to the current relationship between the two clubs.
Seems odd to me like EDIT: it is the echo saying that, so probably nonsense
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
I’m calling it now, he’ll have you on ignore before the weeks out.
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