Confirmed Signing James Tarkowski

[davek]

Im curious what the letter would say.

Dear Premier League,

Everton have paid us for a player that was a free transfer, please accept this as proof that they are willing to do anything to avoid following the rules.

Signed
Some Yanks

I mean what next, shall we offer City some money towards them signing Haaland?

No, I meant the letter they wrote to the PL demanding an inquiry...if that got them a sweetener that'd have been well worth the effort.

 

[Goat]

No, I meant the letter they wrote to the PL demanding an inquiry...if that got them a sweetener that'd have been well worth the effort.

Ive reported you.

 

[Ring master]

Ive reported you.

Can you report the Pickford hater as well, as he has gone even more delusional lol during the summer, compared to during the season

 

[COYBL25]

Ive reported you.

He`s now firmly in the bracket of needing help and support, not punishment.

 

[Goat]

Can you report the Pickford hater as well, as he has gone even more delusional lol during the summer, compared to during the season

He`s now firmly in the bracket of needing help and support, not punishment.

I love them both, they bring Grade A ruckus.

 

[Zatara]

He`s now firmly in the bracket of needing help and support, not punishment.

Theres certainly 3 people on a list at the moment...

...back to Tarkowski though, very good signing.

Hopefully he's able to deliver Mina levels of performance on a consistent basis.

 

[MikeH72]

It's been a week lol

Nah I’m pretty sure people were saying he was on holiday in late May when we were first linked with talks. @Tofeenut said he did his medical last week which I assume wasn’t done in the Bahamas.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Strange tweet, why post if there’s no changes

Pre-empting mass Twitter virgin meltdown, I assume.

 

[Bluebonic]

The Tarkowski situation allows for bona fide contact between Everton and a former player...look how that might work: agents are as devious and operate at the edges of the law. Bung his agent - who probably does other work with Burnley - a big overpay for his services and that cash can easily be lost in a labyrithe of paper work down the line.

It'd be a breeze for accountants top set up such a scenario. They are all bent and operate just this side of the law and stretching it beyond all recognition.

You would have to be a wide eyed ingenue to not realise that the PL is crawling with deals like the one I just described. It's a billion pound industry, and where the cash is is where the sharp practices are.

Dave, you big old cynic you!

 

[Bluebonic]

Theres certainly 3 people on a list at the moment...

...back to Tarkowski though, very good signing.

Hopefully he's able to deliver Mina levels of performance on a consistent basis.

Jags levels will do me just fine. I like to think he is our captain in waiting too!

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Are you telling me you think this league works without a load of minor corruptions?

FFS, it's childlike to do so.

Surely doing this is an admission of guilt.

 

[Zatara]

Jags levels will do me just fine. I like to think he is our captain in waiting too!

We'll have to see but someone whose 6.5/7 out of 10 every week would at least enable us to build a structure around them.

The same 6.5/7 out of 10 performance level from a new DM as well and were in business.

 

[devo85]

Don't know if this has been posted before but it ain't bad for someone on a FREE....

 

[davek]

Surely doing this is an admission of guilt.

Everton were guilty of breaking FFP rules. Let's be honest about it.

 

[Bluebonic]

Don't know if this has been posted before but it ain't bad for someone on a FREE....

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So basically this lad is boss at everything we were so crap at last season? Result says I