ParisToffee
Player Valuation: £5m
Welcome To the greatest club in world James, it's going to be a roller coaster ?????? Hopefully he ll be a calm head with leadership qualities we ve missed
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Tark the sharkWhat's his nickname going to be?
Tarko or Tarky
...hopefully it doesn't end up as 'Koff
Tark the shark
Or
The Tarkodile
Not really. Just bought Patterson and Coleman can back him up as needed.Right back desperately needed
Jimmy TarbuckWhat's his nickname going to be?
Tarko or Tarky
...hopefully it doesn't end up as 'Koff
Interviewer repeatedly saying now your at a big club was cringe worthy though - if you have to constantly say it - generally means it isn't true.
Upgrade at centre back be that in ability or actually being fit to play in the EPL...Good signing, I think he is a much better player than some people realize.
More please. Like, lots more...
Ba-boom.Jimmy Tarbuck
Chairman - we can offer you "bigger wage". = Bigger club!I know mate, the only thing missing was "and what did the chairman say to you to convince you what a massive club your joining"
Jimmy Tarjugs, teeth seem ok to me!Jimmy Tarbuck
Upgrade at centre back be that in ability or actually being fit to play in the EPL...