Kenshin
Player Valuation: £40m
Made we didn't even try to play different . We never when tosun arrived and we didn't with Walcott. No matter who is in the pitch the performance and tactic remains the same
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Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £35m
What I have discerned from the press conference is:
Lookman staying - YES! Lennon left to Mola staying.
No suitable deals for Klaassen and Sandro but not ruling out either leaving on a permanent.
Wants Broz and or Nzonzi.
No LB even discussed so looks like Garbutt rotation or even Kenny playing there...
Anyone could leave or come in and Sam sounded like he wasn't finished.
I can see two in and at least two out - Besic, Klaassen, Sndes (please.
Lookman staying - YES! Lennon left to Mola staying.
No suitable deals for Klaassen and Sandro but not ruling out either leaving on a permanent.
Wants Broz and or Nzonzi.
No LB even discussed so looks like Garbutt rotation or even Kenny playing there...
Anyone could leave or come in and Sam sounded like he wasn't finished.
I can see two in and at least two out - Besic, Klaassen, Sndes (please.
Stuartisitc1878
Player Valuation: £25m
Schneiderlin being linked with West Ham.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
I just realised. It's almost time for the transfer window to slam shut. I expect to see Big Sam in his brown 80's Vauxhall Cavalier being interviewed outside Finch Farm with little Sam and Sneaky Craig arguing about whether they should go to KFC for a bucket or McDonald's (Answer McDonald's - Big Sam prefers accepting stuff in brown bags, allegedly).
But what I am really really looking forward is a strange oddball ringing up Jim White and telling porkies about Everton transfers. I still to this day, don't know if it was a real call from our 49.9% owner or from some wind up merchant doing a surreal comedy skit last time round - well maybe the voodoo comments push me more to thinking it actually was Mosh.
The transfers themselves? Meh - like we'll get what we need. I am honestly shocked that we haven't been in for a left back already. I am trying to be optimistic that no right back means that Coleman is looking good in his comeback from injury. What were we thinking with our full back options at the start of the season, let alone now? (Sorry I should also mention the centre backs issues, and striking options too, but why repeat 800+ pages of stating the obvious).
Bah Everton! Bah.
But what I am really really looking forward is a strange oddball ringing up Jim White and telling porkies about Everton transfers. I still to this day, don't know if it was a real call from our 49.9% owner or from some wind up merchant doing a surreal comedy skit last time round - well maybe the voodoo comments push me more to thinking it actually was Mosh.
The transfers themselves? Meh - like we'll get what we need. I am honestly shocked that we haven't been in for a left back already. I am trying to be optimistic that no right back means that Coleman is looking good in his comeback from injury. What were we thinking with our full back options at the start of the season, let alone now? (Sorry I should also mention the centre backs issues, and striking options too, but why repeat 800+ pages of stating the obvious).
Bah Everton! Bah.
AsiaAsia82
Player Valuation: £35m
Email Everton aswell, we might get Garbutt then
Would love that Brozovic story to be true. He's not a world beater by any stretch, but he's exactly what our midfield is missing. Klaassen going the other way would be a great deal, as he is exactly what our midfield doesn't need.
Toffe3m4n
Player Valuation: £80m
Would undoubtedly improve our starting XI at present. That's what matters.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Because BFS didn’t get left a mess by Koeman and Martinez?
Who's_up_for_cumpkins?
Player Valuation: £8m
I reckon Sam favors KFC you know. They do 'gravy'.....
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £35m
Raino85
Player Valuation: £35m
We would end up rejecting any bid as we "couldnt find a suitible replacement"
I will start, here is a replacement for him
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Please please let this be true and the fraud is on his way. If Allardyce achieves one thing at Everton jettisoning this clown would be enough.
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes please!!!!
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
But Little Sam and Sneaky Craig might spill it over the velour seats in Big Fat Sam's car, and I don't want to imagine Big Fat Sam licking the seats of his car in the aftermath (or perhaps worse, during the aforementioned spillages with the other two still sat there).
No wonder we can't get a left back if that's how our coaching set up behaves.
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
Never to be seen in an Everton shirt again, taps nose.
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