Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Remove zahas pens he wins and he produces absolutely no end product, for all the hype in the media, and the excuses that cos palace are turd it's why he doesn't score or assist etc, players at similar teams have managed to create/score more than he ever has.
But he's fast and doe
stepovers.
So did Phil Neville.... oh wait......