Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
I confess to have only watched him on Telly but he just doesn't look that good.
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Must fancy playing Spanish 2nd division next season
Zaha
No thanks
No thanks
I reckon the same people who think Zaha is good probably thought Bolasie was boss for Palace.
Honestly lads hes utter Mirallas.
Honestly lads hes utter Mirallas.
Infact.
Zaha most goals scored in a season 9
Mirallas most goals scored in a season 11
So hes not even as good as SuperKev.
The diving little Dwayne Dibley looking ferret.
Zaha most goals scored in a season 9
Mirallas most goals scored in a season 11
So hes not even as good as SuperKev.
The diving little Dwayne Dibley looking ferret.
ijjysmith
Calm
I honestly worry
Hes not tho is he?
I mean do you watch 38 Palace games a season? Or do you just notice him once every 4 weeks when he does something?
70m for a diving little rat with no end product who spends 90minutes crying like a little girl everytime somebody tackles him, its a no from me.
Did you get a big book of furry things things with tails for your birthday, quickly escalating to ferrets and rats in this post modern Brexit apocalypse.
I reckon the people who think he’s good are those who watch football. The time has passed however, he’s out of our reach. Not what we need really.
Do I have to watch absolutely every game he plays in to make a judgement on him?
Strange argument that mate.
Reckon he will move, 45 mill - 55 mill, myself to rich for us in that position, when it’s not a burning need.
Off to Spurs innit or City the Pep knows a player when he sees one.
Yes mate, you have to watch every game he plays to pass judgement, I havent, so in order to determine if hes any good you look at his digits, his digits are worse than Mirallas.
Hes a terrible, terrible footballer, every 5 weeks he stops throwing himself to the floor long enough to score the odd goal, for 70m I would expect a player to show up every week and actually have some kind of desire to win, not a desire to dive.
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