January Transfer Thread 2017

[Goat]

Yo Mike how are you today.

Fie C, always Fie.

 

[carlos21]

Fie C, always Fie.

You know all those players you mention Everton will not sign anyone.

 

[windymiller]

The last CB we had that tried to play football was jeered out the club, it comes as no surprise to me that our defenders hoof first.

I though Ronnie was a ruthless task master? If he says jump, they say how high? If he says don't hoof, they stick it in the stands? This guy is complex.

 

[Billefc]

Should we go back in for Fellaini? We do need more height in the team, he can score goals

He would probably earn us more points, staying at Utd !

 

[Goat]

You know all those players you mention Everton will not sign anyone.

Ive promised you all 3+ signings Carlos, I dont lie, I dont cheat, I only know the truth.

 

[Goat]

I though Ronnie was a ruthless task master? If he says jump, they say how high? If he says don't hoof, they stick it in the stands? This guy is complex.

Hes informed the players that he doesnt want them to hoof it anymore.

 

[carlos21]

Ive promised you all 3+ signings Carlos, I dont lie, I dont cheat, I only know the truth.

That's a deal mate who are the 3 players then.

 

[windymiller]

Hes informed the players that he doesnt want them to hoof it anymore.

Guess we'll find out tomorrow if they will kiss the ring.

 

[marsh]

Rooney for about 10m in jan.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Hallo mein Friends, its that time of the week that I just know you are have all been waiting for, just to remind you of the hot list from last week :

GK Stéphane Ruffier
RB Ricardo Domingos Barbosa Pereira
LB Fernando Marçal Oliveira
CB Virgil van Dijk
CB Willi Orban
DM Diego Demme
CM Fábio Henrique Tavares
CM Giacomo "Jack" Bonaventura
RW Mohamed Salah Ghaly
CF Andrea Belotti
LW Karl Toko Ekambi

And I will now present to you "HotList2, sponsored by Aero"

Stéphane Ruffier Saint-Etienne, 30, GK
Retaining his place in goal is still the boy Steph, head and shoulders above everybody else.
Ricardo Pereira Nice, 23, D(LR),M(R)
At RB we still have RiccyP.
Fernando Marçal Guingamp, 27, D(L)
At LB its again our Fernando, he wasnt the best, Alex Sandro and the boy Luis are better "options", but not considered for obvs reasons
Loic Perrin Saint-Etienne, 31, D(C)
Our first change this week, sees Loic come in for Willi, Loic was overlooked last week due to him being the wrong side of 30, but his continued good form has given him a chance, its on him to maintain his excellent form.
Virgil van Dijk Southampton, 25, D(C)
Van Dirge
Johannes Geis Schalke 04, 23, DMC
Another change with Johnny picked ahead of the boy Diego, well done J.
Fabinho Monaco, 23, D(R),DMC
Faby has again maintained his wonderful form and is without doubt the hottest CM in Europe currently
Giacomo Bonaventura AC Milan, 27, AM(CLR)
Jack also retains his place, interesting fact, he shares an agent with a certain Mr Lukaku and Mr Pogba, his place is far from secure tho, he has 3-4 players pushing him hard for a spot and hes gonna have to play well to retain his spot.
Ryad Boudebouz Montpellier, 26, M(CR),FW
A new feature this week is the inclusion of 2 extra players, 1 at ACM and 1 at Striker, just to add "options", Ryad isnt the best, Ozil is, but I see no reason to list Ozil.
Felipe Anderson Lazio, 23, M(CLR)
Felipe pushes Salah to the bench here, well done Felipe, take your chance Friend.
Adem Ljajic Torino, 25, AM(CLR),FW
Another change sees Adem replacing Toko on the left, he was 4th in line, Coutinho, Insigne and Neymar were excluded, Insigne could maybe be got, but screw him, we want hungry players.
Andrea Belotti Torino, 22, FW
3rd choice behind Sanchez and Dzeko, is yet again our boy Andrea, keep it going champ.
Alexandre Lacazette Lyon, 25, M(LR),FW
And the new 2nd option up top spot has gone to the dwarf from France.

Which would mean the hot list would look something like this, personal preference :

Ruffier
Pereira - Van Dijk -Perrin - Oliveira
Geis - Fabinho
Anderson - Boubebouz - Ljajic
Belotti
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Thanks for reading Friends, tune in next week around this time for the next thrilling hot list.

Oh god.

 

[Goat]

Guess we'll find out tomorrow if they will kiss the ring.

No, they wont, they still dont have a midfield ahead of them.

 

[windymiller]

No, they wont, they still dont have a midfield ahead of them.

We'll never know if there is a midfield there or not. Might as well play 8-0-2 but we ill probably play 9-0-1.

 

[toffeejack]

We need that marquee signing more than ever now. If Mosh is the real deal he needs to be thinking about a Harrods Christmas rather than an Aldi one.

If we want a better class of player, we need someone they want to play with. I haven't seen one link that has us going for a first team player, other than maybe that Russian fella with "go ev" in his name. All bench warmers.

I think to City signing Yaya and that's the sort of statement we need right now. Who that is, I have no idea.

we're not there yet tbh. We're at the city signing robinho stage.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I suppose I haven't done my traditional Keisuke Honda shout yet have I?

Take Cazorla out and stick Honda in, we'd probably have more chance of getting him

Van Dijk, Honda, Pickford, Loftus-Cheek, Back up striker, Brady

snodgrass mikey .. snodgrass..

 

[BIG Hugo]

Hart,Van Dijk, Whatmore,Dembele(Celtic)