January Transfer Thread 2017

[Zezti]

I heard a rumour today that

Delia Smith puts garlic in her knickers?

 

[Bungle]

Ah he was implying I was a Liverpool supporter? I have reported him.

The irony is that most of you don't miss a RS match. I never catch their games.

Good session at the gym Derek? State of that mammal toe.

 

[Derek Acorah]

I doubt we'll get either from United.

Hopefully. Let the likes of Middlesbrough and Bournemouth fight over Schneiderlin - that's his level.

 

[Derek Acorah]

Good session at the gym Derek? State of that mammal toe.

Reported.

 

[Zezti]

Hopefully. Let the likes of Middlesbrough and Bournemouth fight over Schneiderlin - that's his level.

I think you're confusing Schneiderlin with Tom Cleverley,

 

[roydo]

Good session at the gym Derek? State of that mammal toe.

Pack it in Bungle.

 

[Bungle]

Reported.

I'd expect nothing less.

Happy New Year!

 

[wilfjacko]

Reported.

When do you go back to school?

 

[Derek Acorah]

When do you go back to school?

Next week mate.

 

[Derek Acorah]

I think you're confusing Schneiderlin with Tom Cleverley,

Schneiderlin is the French Cleverley.

 

[Zezti]

Schneiderlin is the French Cleverley.

How much have you been drinking?

 

[Goat]

Schneiderlin is the French Cleverley.

Reported.

 

[Bungle]

Pack it in Bungle.

Sorry ray.

Merry Christmas

 

[ToffeeTim]

Reported.

Pipe down Ossie

 

[Goat]

Sorry if already posted :

Stat attack: Plenty of shots on target, but not many goals. Everton have the third-best shooting accuracy - 48.9% - but their shot-conversion rate of 13.5% is only the 13th best.

Window shopping: Teenage forward Ademola Lookman is on his way from Charlton and that will only be the start. I think they will do quite a bit of business in every area of the team.

I can see them being one of the busier teams and their manager Ronald Koeman will do as much as he can.

The Dutchman will have money to spend too. I get the impression that the new owner might be thinking to himself, 'let's have a little bit of a go'.


Ronald Koeman's foul-mouthed take on press rumours
Linked with (Player, age, position and club): Memphis Depay, 22, FW (Manchester United), Morgan Schneiderlin, 27, CM (Manchester United), Moussa Sissoko, 27, CM (Tottenham), Jordan Amavi, 22, LB (Aston Villa), Aymen Abdennour, 27, CB (Valencia), Callum Wilson, 24, CF (Bournemouth), Rodrigo, 25, CF (Valencia), Lamine Kone, 27, CB (Sunderland), Virgil van Dijk, 25, CB (Southampton), Alan Dzagoev, 26, CM (CSKA Moscow), Manolo Gabbiadini, 25, CF (Napoli).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38453345