Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
There's a fundamental error here that Uncle Usi would soon spot … when the waiters receive the tray of drinks, stand dazed and confused for a few seconds, and then hand the tray back to the bar man, leaving the parched VIPs bemused. They'll be fired from the starboard cannon in no time at all. *On second thoughts that could be an excellent resolution to the problem.
Look, i'm just spitballing here. Deckhands, towel boys, mansion shiners, toilet seat warmers, the options are pretty much limitless.