January Transfer Thread 2020

[Disgruntledgoat]

He’s done more work than Everton have this window, that’s for sure

How would you go about signing players whilst complying with FFP by offloading our dross, oh wise one?

 

[Uncle Vitor]

How would you go about signing players whilst complying with FFP by offloading our dross, oh wise one?

Ah that old excuse!

then how about selling some dross this window like Man U have? Our owners are inept.


some of you will do anything to protect our owners - they’ve done nothing since being here apart from throw cash at bang average players.

Take the fine and buy some good players!

 

[bullybeef]

Try prune juice or Ducolax

Once a week is good for me... regular as clock work.

Still... more movement in my bowels than in the Everton transfer department though.

 

[Nymzee]

Who got a smack of @Groucho ban hammer ??

A self-destructing yank and a weird kopite.

 

[MikeH72]

We cannot really be throwing money around when we’re still having nearly half a million pounds a week drained from the club by Niasse, Martina, Sandro, Bolasie, Tosun and Besic.

 

[Brisan123]

Was just to about ask for pics of this dog.

Is that you @carlos21 lol

 

[Brisan123]

Hirving Lozano seems the most likely of the rumours so far I’d say (one for the summer). The Brands link, the Ancelotti link, the fact he plays on the right wing.

How much would we have to pay though?

Plays on the left mainly by all accounts
By all accounts I mean Google

 

[Bob Elstone]

We cannot really be throwing money around when we’re still having nearly half a million pounds a week drained from the club by Niasse, Martina, Sandro, Bolasie, Tosun and Besic.

Bolasie Tosun and Vedic will be having a fair amount of their salaries paid for as they’re on loan.

 

[witchdoc187]

Ah that old excuse!

then how about selling some dross this window like Man U have? Our owners are inept.


some of you will do anything to protect our owners - they’ve done nothing since being here apart from throw cash at bang average players.

Take the fine and buy some good players!

Not really protecting them mate. They've made mistakes with recruitment but in order to correct this we need to offload players that nobody wants who are on wages nobody will pay. Can you name which teams you suggest we force to take niasse schneiderlin gylfi etc.....? You can't just sell players somebody has to be willing to buy them

 

[Brisan123]

Once a week is good for me... regular as clock work.

Still... more movement in my bowels than in the Everton transfer department though.

5 outs this month so far
More outs than you this month

 

[MikeH72]

Bolasie Tosun and Vedic will be having a fair amount of their salaries paid for as they’re on loan.

But nowhere near all of it. Chances are we’re paying at least 50% of Sandro’s wage.

 

[dave n]

You need your head testing if you think Richy will still be here in the summer.

lol get a grip

You sell your best player though mate what message does that send out to Carlo and some of our other better players?

 

[Brisan123]

A self-destructing yank and a weird kopite.

I seen the yank meltdown
It ‘‘twas a glorious affair
one of GOT’s finest moments of recent times
All those involved should stand in a circle and pat one another on the back
Special shout out to @the sniderman for his work
There are that many kopites on here that I would hardly miss one if I’m being homest

Having said that I would miss @havrey0123
but in a good way

 

[bol-uk]

Ah that old excuse!

then how about selling some dross this window like Man U have? Our owners are inept.


some of you will do anything to protect our owners - they’ve done nothing since being here apart from throw cash at bang average players.

Take the fine and buy some good players!

Our owners are not responsible for sales

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Ah that old excuse!

then how about selling some dross this window like Man U have? Our owners are inept.


some of you will do anything to protect our owners - they’ve done nothing since being here apart from throw cash at bang average players.

Take the fine and buy some good players!

You're a genius! I bet nobody at the club has thought of selling some rubbish players! Call them quickly before the window closes! Better still, tell them who to sell them to!