January Transfer Thread 2020

[Baines' left foot]

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Thomasc]

Jesus Christ. - bad on crosses, get rid

 

[Exeter_Gently]

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

Walls in your mums box room are obviously closing in.

 

[Ring master]

Why do people keep writing off this season, we are only 4 points off Man.Unt. who are in 5th position a couple of decent players even on loan and who knows.

I never get that either, even on that stupid transfer show sky do that Michael Bridges said Everton are not going to go down or be top 6,i dont think they or some take in what you just said about the 4 points behind 5th,we have been bad for so much of the season yet we are closer to the top 5 than usual with not many games left

 

[firefighterblue]

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

Need a report like this on the 30000 odd season ticket holders at goodison. Can't wait to read it.

 

[Eggs]

....Niasse to Rangers rumours.

If this happens, I’m taking some credit for recommending Niasse to connections in the Players Lounge after last seasons Old Firm game at Ibrox.

 

[blue_order]

Why do people keep writing off this season, we are only 4 points off Man.Unt. who are in 5th position a couple of decent players even on loan and who knows.

Because the team have the mentality of a freshly dipped rich tea biscuit.

 

[Professor Toffee]

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

Dundalk have a better RB , Sean Gannon

 

[big nev lookalike]

....I didn’t notice his name on the list of scholars, doh!!

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

I would say you are being ironic but you're not ,you are just an idiot.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

....Niasse to Rangers rumours.

If this happens, I’m taking some credit for recommending Niasse to connections in the Players Lounge after last seasons Old Firm game at Ibrox.

Recommending him to fill which role?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Jesus Christ.

Nailed on

 

[coollino]

Not looking good is it?

 

[coollino]

Was TheFirstComing a massive bore as well mate?

He has probably never came tbh

 

[Abraders]

NP. I have researched the posts you refer to and have made a comprehensive list for you:

Pickford - No good, flaps all the time and thinks he's the man
Bernard - No end product
Mina - Can't head the ball
Keane - Dross
Digne - Not been the same this year, something's up
Coleman - Been past it for a while, should be sold to Dundalk for £60k
Sidibe - Can't defend, totally average
Walcott - Can't cross, score or play
Kean - Question marks over him after 5 starts, really concerned
Schneiderlin - Doesn't care & it's his fault we spent £20m & £100k wages
Delph - Thinks he's the big man giving it large
Davies - Is never a footballer
Gomes - Will never be the same player
Gbamin - Something's not right here. Players never are out for 3 months.
Sigurdsson - Passenger, does nothing, done nothing ever since signing
Iwobi - Been crap and clear he's failed at everything

This leaves DCL, Holgate and Richarlison for now who are acceptable, but Richarlison will never get us a bid of £80m and is overrated and so we need to sign 23 players within 3 months at THE VERY LEAST.

Your profile picture is richarlison in a superman shirt mate

 

[ToothPlucker]

I would say you are being ironic but you're not ,you are just an idiot.

You wouldn't know irony if you were made of metal.