January Transfer Thread 2020

[ToothPlucker]

Your profile picture is richarlison in a superman shirt mate

It was a joke post can't believe some of the responses.

 

[Archie Knox]

Man, to be Cuco Martina. Must be absolutely ace. Is he even expected to train at all? Or is it literally 30-odd grand a week for doing literally nothing? Kin life he must have. Fair play.

 

[billyblue80]

Because the team have the mentality of a freshly dipped rich tea biscuit.

THIS, there is no point saying we could do this or that until this rabble prove they can consistently win games away, come back from going behind, and hold on to a two nil lead!

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Man, to be Cuco Martina. Must be absolutely ace. Is he even expected to train at all? Or is it literally 30-odd grand a week for doing literally nothing? Kin life he must have. Fair play.

It is for this reason that Winston Boegaard is my idol .

 

[Nymzee]

Man, to be Cuco Martina. Must be absolutely ace. Is he even expected to train at all? Or is it literally 30-odd grand a week for doing literally nothing? Kin life he must have. Fair play.

Most people get paid at work and do eff all so I guess he’s just joining in. I’m currently texting on the loo.

 

[malcson]

Expecting the club to spin holding on to Richarlison as being the most important business of the transfer window

 

[Bluebonic]

You’re like a bunch of fat kids, standing on the doorstep looking down the road for your ma to come back from the shops. get out and get some exercise you pudgy little humps!

 

[Bob Elstone]

It is for this reason that Winston Boegaard is my idol .

pretty sure that’s not how you spell his name.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

pretty sure that’s not how you spell his name.

Thank you.

It is in fact Winston Boegarde

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

me you mean? or depay?

assume you mean me haha, yanno what, its not really painful, it hurt at the time but i think that was straining the muscles around it rather than specifically the ligament itself

and since then, its more just feels uneasy sometimes, like if i walk with a bit too much gusto it feels like it could buckle

if it ever is uncomfortable its more like a weird feeling someone has their finger in there messing around than actual pain

Obviously you mate. X

 

[davids]

I never get that either, even on that stupid transfer show sky do that Michael Bridges said Everton are not going to go down or be top 6,i dont think they or some take in what you just said about the 4 points behind 5th,we have been bad for so much of the season yet we are closer to the top 5 than usual with not many games left

Never understand this 4 points behind top 6 comments because it always supposes the teams above won't win any points until we catch or overtake them.

 

[Abraders]

It was a joke post can't believe some of the responses.

Fair enough, it didn't come across that way if I'm honest

 

[Archie Knox]

Only reason we'd get Memphis is if de pay was too good to refuse.

 

[mahermi1]

pretty sure that’s not how you spell his name.

Are you thinking of Humphrey ?

 

[Ring master]

Never understand this 4 points behind top 6 comments because it always supposes the teams above won't win any points until we catch or overtake them.

maybe,but we are just the 4 points from 5th,just need a good run to be closer,every team wont have a good run,we just have to be 1 and a few around us play each other this weekend as well