January Transfer Window 2023

[Jarvick]

We are now clearly in a position where we will need to overpay for talented players to come to our club in crisis, but that said, how can we not roll the dice on players such as Dembele. A proven goal scorer, still only 26, and available for only 3M? Even if we had to pay double, 6M, it would be worth a gamble and we'd still have funds for a couple of other players. We also need to start looking to other leagues and other parts of the world for young, up-and-coming talent.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

3.45 am at the discotheque. Most people have already paired off and now even the likes of Conor Gallagher are turning us down, even after we waved a wedge of cash under her nose that we just got from selling some dodgy vitamins to a drunk Geordie. Things looking a bit desperate. Going to have to hope we pull a cracker out of the bag when the lights come on, but not sure the Sean Dyche makeover is going to help us here. Maybe we'll find Antonio stuffing her face at the kebab place...

Crying at the discotheque, pal.

 

[blulouie]

who the hell is Ben Johnson

Runner....does drugs

Welcome to Ebehton Ben.

 

[ToffeeTim]

We are Everton.

We see your professionally delivered, fully outlined and structured offer, and we will raise you a verbal offer, lower than the bid you already rejected, over zoom.

 

[hktoffee]

Good old fashioned bidding war to overspend.

Everton that. Press the panic button right before the apocalypse.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

SULEMANA AND GYOKERES PLEASEEEE SEAN !!!!

Sorry no can do. Those names are tooooo complicated to spell on offer sheets, I mean big Kev Thelwell needed about 25 days to almost get Dan Juma.....

 

[coollino]

what happened to that winger from France we were signing this morning?

 

[Villa_Fan]

Dembele for 3 million dear oh dear

That's a bargain, surprised other clubs didn't go for him

 

[windymiller]

We are Everton.

We see your professionally delivered, fully outlined and structured offer, and we will raise you a verbal offer, lower than the bid you already rejected, over zoom.

Not raise, lower!

 

[nonstripdzebra]

Good old fashioned bidding war to overspend.

Exactly my thoughts. A huge basis of interest in Sulemana was the value. That goes out the window when you wait to do your business two days before the window closes.

 

[hktoffee]

Ben Johnson meh. Can he get a game at West Ham?

 

[Colonel Getafe]

“We pushed hard, but there just wasn’t enough time to get deals done”.

Change it to Latin and it could be the new club motto

 

[Moomin]

Overpriced players in the PL. Never learn.

Which player?

 

[windymiller]

Ben Johnson meh. Can he get a game at West Ham?

Nope, because he's rubbish. Welcome to Everton, Ben. Probably be our only signing!

P.S. Has anyone noticed he has the same name as a disgraced Canadian sprinter?

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

We've just had a good ten minutes of excitement in the transfer window.