January Transfer Window 2023

[Groucho]

What's on the menu?

A big helping of stay on topic. But curry.

 

[MACCA75]

The deadlines gathers, and now my watch begins.

It shall not end until Big Ben tolls. I shall ignore my partner, hold no lands and be a transfer virgin.

Not a tap of work shall be done nor glory won.

I shall live and die by the quality of the Transfer Twitter links I post. Because I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher of the web.

I am the fire that burns against jarg links from footyinsider, the light that brings that link to a young exotic foreign winger with a high XG, the quickest to transfermarkt and YouTube, the shield that guards the realms of blues from Jessie Lingaard with my fume.

I pledge my honor to Transfer Watch, for this deadline and all the deadlines to come.

And so my watch begins.

Everything alright at home mate?

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Have heard a strong whisper we are getting in Lucas Moura from Spurs. I'm not keen but seems possible.

 

[mccole]

But we bid so hard Denise. So hard.

 

[coollino]

….I don’t think we‘ll know.

we will do this time tomorrow!

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Have heard a strong whisper we are getting in Lucas Moura from Spurs. I'm not keen but seems possible.

Which kills me as I'd much prefer we took a punt on a young goalscoring striker from the Championship.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

You know it’s gonna be Ayew and Fraser signed at the last minute.

Evertonians - Find your happy place

 

[Bebeto]

If Ayew is a free agent, we can sign him any time can’t we?

Exactly why this is bs for me. Hopefully agent trying to make like we are interested as nobody is really...Will end up in the championship I suspect...

 

[Connor]

I am MULLING an offer of breakfast

 

[Davey_g08]

The deadlines gathers, and now my watch begins.

It shall not end until Big Ben tolls. I shall ignore my partner, hold no lands and be a transfer virgin.

Not a tap of work shall be done nor glory won.

I shall live and die by the quality of the Transfer Twitter links I post. Because I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher of the web.

I am the fire that burns against jarg links from footyinsider, the light that brings that link to a young exotic foreign winger with a high XG, the quickest to transfermarkt and YouTube, the shield that guards the realms of blues from Jessie Lingaard with my fume.

I pledge my honor to Transfer Watch, for this deadline and all the deadlines to come.

And so my watch begins.

Jesus, you know things are bad when there's an outbreak of poetry

 

[boris]

Think we will have to spend about £25m for Gyokeres now we have waited till deadline day, the Coventry manager has said they couldn’t possibly sell this late in the window because they need time to line up a replacement. Which is code for, we will only sell him for a high fee.

Haven’t they already signed his replacement?

If that’s the case I’d imagine he’ll be cheaper today than he was earlier in the week as they’ve already budgeted for him leaving.

That will be high early but as we get closer to the deadline it’ll get cheaper as they realise they want the money and don’t want an unhappy player there.

 

[Glasshalffull]

Have heard a strong whisper we are getting in Lucas Moura from Spurs. I'm not keen but seems possible.

Isn't a strong whisper a shout? Just wundrin', like, mate.

 

[God Benfrey]

Tall Paul, Plata and a left back would be class which means we'll get none of them

 

[trueblue84]

Isn't a strong whisper a shout? Just wundrin', like, mate.

According to the philosopher George Michael, it's a careless Whisper.

 

[Thomasc]

Looks like we go into the 2nd half of the season reliant upon DCL, Maupay or Gray for goals, with all of our creativity coming from….wait for it…..Iwobi.

We are truly fkd.

If anybody thinks some young winger from Rennes is going to solve anything they are living in cloud cuckoo land.