January Transfer Window 2023

[Lanolin]

They aren’t arsed mate, they won’t be attending anyway.

They must be though. Us going down and the fans being in full scale battle mode isn't good for them if they're trying to get investment and/or sell the club. It's in their interests to at least look like they tried to stop this happening.

 

[D410]

We make good copy as a Football club, the major streaming platforms will be throwing documentary money at us next season. We have established ourselves as a global basket case of a club...subscription dream for them.

 

[bluelife]

They know they MUST sign somebody to survive the inbound onslaught. I expect two 34 year olds from Norwich, West Brom on loan and £35m spent on an 22 year old slotting 8 goals per season in Ligue 2.

 

[jinkyali]

You've got to wonder why we dedicate so much time, money, energy and emotion into this team. I'm 24 years old and we've hardly had any times where we can be remotely proud of the team. We spend our money on season tickets, away tickets, buy shirts and merchandise for ourselves, for friends and family. They give us absolutely nothing, lacklustre effort on and off the pitch, dreadful communication, just embarrassment all year round.

Soon they'll be asking us to renew our season tickets at a more expensive rate... honestly if football didn't act as the catalyst for me to spend valuable time with my family and friends, I really wouldn't bother with this club, because they don't bother about us.

They're just a bunch of absolute clowns, the fans are fantastic, we deserve so much better.

Soon? That was two months ago.

 

[get-your-coat-on]

Might as well get on the bleach now.

Lads and lasses that's yer lot.

Honestly we've been here so many times, close the thread and revel in how much of a laughing stock we are.

 

[jamieni]

You've got to wonder why we dedicate so much time, money, energy and emotion into this team. I'm 24 years old and we've hardly had any times where we can be remotely proud of the team. We spend our money on season tickets, away tickets, buy shirts and merchandise for ourselves, for friends and family. They give us absolutely nothing, lacklustre effort on and off the pitch, dreadful communication, just embarrassment all year round.

Soon they'll be asking us to renew our season tickets at a more expensive rate... honestly if football didn't act as the catalyst for me to spend valuable time with my family and friends, I really wouldn't bother with this club, because they don't bother about us.

They're just a bunch of absolute clowns, the fans are fantastic, we deserve so much better.

I’ve had a lot of other stuff going on in my life for the last few months and have had to disengage from Everton a bit for my own sanity. The club really doesn’t deserve the fan base it has.

 

[fandjango]

Window ? What window ?

 

[brooks]

This is some of the most ridiculous decision making I’ve ever seen. Cannot believe we’re sitting here at the deadline with nothing.

 

[sd_1992]

It's our league position putting them off.

They are literally joining the only team below us in the table…

 

[BringBackBigSam]

Seems like an 11th hour deadwood signing is the way we'll go.

My guess is Ruben Loftus Cheek coming in maybe on loan to condemn us to relegation.

 

[jamieni]

Lads and lasses that's yer lot.

Honestly we've been here so many times, close the thread and revel in how much of a laughing stock we are.

Oh there will be a last minute failed bid for someone as usual.

 

[Bristol Blue]

Just heard Jon Stead has rejected us

 

[d0rk]

You've got to wonder why we dedicate so much time, money, energy and emotion into this team. I'm 24 years old and we've hardly had any times where we can be remotely proud of the team. We spend our money on season tickets, away tickets, buy shirts and merchandise for ourselves, for friends and family. They give us absolutely nothing, lacklustre effort on and off the pitch, dreadful communication, just embarrassment all year round.

Soon they'll be asking us to pay for our season tickets at a more expensive rate... honestly if football didn't act as the catalyst for me to spend valuable time with my family and friends, I really wouldn't bother with this club, because they don't bother about us.

They're just a bunch of absolute clowns, the fans are fantastic, we deserve so much better.

This is football for you. I have mates who support Wigan and Oldham and they've had it far, FAR worse than us over the past couple of decades.

 

[Glasshalffull]

It will be full panic stations in the board room right now. The filing cabinet will be down to the bottom few sheets detailing potential loan deals for twice relegated journeymen we can pick up from the Championship.

a) I'd happily take that now, in preference to nothing, and

b) Our bunch of clowns probably can't organise even that.

 

[chippy1722]

We are so skint we can’t even afford fake signings anymore.