January Transfer Window 2023

[Zeitgeist]

Anyone mind if I just click the server off switch at 11pm?

Do it on my life support machine too pls

 

[GrandOldTeam]

The number of bans you'll save will be astronomical

We always factor context too mate.

 

[kenada_blue]

Those idiots who were harassing players after the last match.
No wonder players are nervous of joining us.

Nothing to do with that. Agents fees, direction of the club, installments of payments for transfer fees, relegation threat.

Players arent bothered about being "harassed" it's about money and us approaching certain players due to our terrible scouting.

 

[Moderatelywarmwater]

Not till October when we we are 17th in the Championship

Home..that is …!

 

[Mase]

Why do you think we took so long to announce dyche. It’s all a plan to say “we didn’t have enough time” and poor dyche will be left to face the results of this transfer window

 

[NorthernBlue]

I’ve never seen a transfer window performance as embarrassing as this one. Form any club anywhere ever.

 

[OneTrueLegend]

Bet the players we tried to sign had never heard of him.

Do you think Sulemana and Onuachu know who Nathan Jones is (Southampton manager)?

I think the manager, DOF / chief executive, etc have done a better job of getting a fee agreed and convincing the player to come to their club

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Giroud… lol rolling out the oldies tonight

 

[Runub]

Sean Dyche has gone home according to Sky. Don’t blame him to be honest

 

[willo30]

KFC run for a late night.

 

[coollino]

Have we bid for Alan Smith yet??

Good idea imo

 

[stamullenblue]

Dyche got a pain the hoop already !

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

 

[MIKE85]

Oh as long as it's by... checks notes... the club chairman. That must be fine.

Oh wait, the cannibal story is rubbish. Here's Kevin explaining what really happened:

From 13:55

 

[knowing your history]

Been out most of the day. Genuinely came on here expecting 2-3 new player threads from imminent signings.

Staggering.

If nothing happens in next hour the attacking options for final 18 games will be: DCL, Gray, McNeill, Iwobi, Maupay, Simms and Dobbin (Townsend may be option for final 10).

In what world does the club think that's going to be enough? Dyche isn't magically going to get this team keeping 5-6 clean sheets on the spin so squad needs to be capable of scoring 2-3 goals in some games but that looks laughable.

That's all them fully fit aswell before Calvert Lewin chips a toenail and is out for another two months. I don't have a clue how Maupay would fit into Dyche's style, might aswell give Simms a proper run tbh.

Dyche has always been 4-4-2 pretty much so going to need four attacking options available to start every game for his style to have a chance of functioning. Has five premier league experienced options from the above.