January Transfer Window 2023

[efcfanwirral]

Yes how many times do you see him bombing on past his winger like Digne or Baines did? He just isn't that kind of player its fine he's a good solid left back but you need attacking threats we lack them from left back too

Worst for me is when he has a chance to play a through ball or even forward pass, he hesitates and the chance is lost. I see him as a defender not a footballer if that makes sense?

 

[maccavennie]

3. Any plonker with a twitter account can make up anything write the words 'Club X want to sign Player X', attach a photo of said player, and people will accept the "rumour" as gospel. Especially if it's a fancy sounding name most people may not have heard of.

Like this

LAMPARD SWOOPS FOR mACCAVENNIE!!!

maccas musings can confirm that Lampard has made an audacious bid for World star striker maccavennie. Its thought that the Columbian drug lord has a clause in his contract which allows Everton to sign him from El Dorito FC for as little as £99 due to him having Everton bedding in all of his 65 bedrooms in his luxurious shack mansion.

musings inside source confirmed it last night and was quoted as saying "Kev Thelwell was in a little plane trying to sort a kilo of beak with his mate Yezza when all of a sudden, there's macca doing keepy uppies on the runway entertaining the local illegal airport staff. One stripe led to another and before anyone knew what was happening, Lamps was on the blower to macca and the deal was up and running"

El Dorito Chairman Sue Perb has refused to comment on the rumours and new manager Rafael Benitez was rumoured to be signing his replacement by reuniting with his male lover Slalom Rondon.

More to follow as we get it

 

[Zatara]

These left back rumours continue...

Looks like Lampard doesnt rate Vinagre and wants to bring in someone who is more attacking to rotate with Mykolenko.

Really should be after either u21s or players to push out existing starters.

I imagine we'll also be looking at right backs.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Them Andrey Santos links lasted all of ten minutes. Off to Chelsea

 

[Richard Alex]

Anyone know what we paid for Tosun?

Let’s not go there mate
It’s too depressing

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Like this

LAMPARD SWOOPS FOR mACCAVENNIE!!!

maccas musings can confirm that Lampard has made an audacious bid for World star striker maccavennie. Its thought that the Columbian drug lord has a clause in his contract which allows Everton to sign him from El Dorito FC for as little as £99 due to him having Everton bedding in all of his 65 bedrooms in his luxurious shack mansion.

musings inside source confirmed it last night and was quoted as saying "Kev Thelwell was in a little plane trying to sort a kilo of beak with his mate Yezza when all of a sudden, there's macca doing keepy uppies on the runway entertaining the local illegal airport staff. One stripe led to another and before anyone knew what was happening, Lamps was on the blower to macca and the deal was up and running"

El Dorito Chairman Sue Perb has refused to comment on the rumours and new manager Rafael Benitez was rumoured to be signing his replacement by reuniting with his male lover Slalom Rondon.

More to follow as we get it

Dunno what to tell ya, big man........

 

[BlueToff]

Any truth that Villa beat us 5-1 in the behind doors Friendly and Dominic Calvert-Lewin went off after 20 mins?

FACTS

 

[Swartzy]

Anyone know what we paid for Tosun?

6 months of having to watch Allardyce manage our club

 

[Azza]

These left back rumours continue...

Looks like Lampard doesnt rate Vinagre and wants to bring in someone who is more attacking to rotate with Mykolenko.

Really should be after either u21s or players to push out existing starters.

I imagine we'll also be looking at right backs.

Well that's Thelwell for you.

 

[Azza]

Ah I see they're getting the puff pieces out ready in time for the January window.


Inside Kevin Thelwell’s first 300 days as Everton director of football - The Athletic

 

[PhilM]

Anyone know what we paid for Tosun?

Too much.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Just reading the echo article about us signing Parisi and saw the comment at the bottom:

 

[Harryflashman]

Way way Too much.

Fixed it for you mate

 

[PhilM]

Just reading the echo article about us signing Parisi and saw the comment at the bottom:

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I still can’t decide who GolfHead is; they’re pretty committed if they’re happy to chat wham on the echo.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Ah I see they're getting the puff pieces out ready in time for the January window.


Inside Kevin Thelwell’s first 300 days as Everton director of football - The Athletic

We heard all the same puff pieces about the other 2 useless sods as well. Fool me once shame on you..