January Transfer Window 2023

[kiss the crest]

Well ladies and gents the last day of the transfer window, this is now Maupay territory.

Embarrassing again from the club

 

[Groucho]

I think we all know what’s needed today.

And that is a purple dildo being waved in Vinny O’Connor’s grid.

 

[Mashtray]

I think we all know what’s needed today.

And that is a purple dildo being waved in Vinny O’Connor’s grid.

I'm a simple man, give me a purple dildo and good old fashioned headlock

 

[john jako]

I think we all know what’s needed today.

And that is a purple dildo being waved in Vinny O’Connor’s grid.

He defo needed counselling after that

 

[lesbattersby]

Good times

 

[Noble Savage]

Andre Ayew? Dear God.

 

[john jako]

Andre Ayew? Dear God.

First thing I read today. What a way to start the day that was.

 

[Jamiednm]

Moshiri at 12:01am tonight:

“Oh bumsticks”

 

[chicoazul]

HELLO LADS AND WELCOME TO YOUR CHRIMBO EVE LADS. THIRTEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY PAGES OF FUTILE GUFF WITHOUT ONE SIGNING. WELL IN LADS AND @Eggs FOR STARTING THE THREAD IN NOVEMBER MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU FULLY GROWN ADULTS LAD. LETS SCOUT HARD.

 

[Groucho]

Andre Ayew? Dear God.

I reckon this is a signing to keep a fellow incoming Ghanaian company.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Moshiri at 12:01am tonight:

“Oh bumsticks”

"Drat"

 

[everton fan number one]

Perhaps we’re no one’s first choice and we’re reliant on signings that only happen if other clubs get their business done ( I.e like replacements). Or we have to wait until everyone else is done with their transfers first and we take what’s left.

 

[catcherintherye]

My prediction is today underwhelms, with Kenwright leading negotiations and not stepping aside it was ever thus.

 

[Zeitgeist]

HELLO LADS AND WELCOME TO YOUR CHRIMBO EVE LADS. THIRTEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY PAGES OF FUTILE GUFF WITHOUT ONE SIGNING. WELL IN LADS AND @Eggs FOR STARTING THE THREAD IN NOVEMBER MUCH RESPECT FOR YOU FULLY GROWN ADULTS LAD. LETS SCOUT HARD.

No thanks to you Scrooge

 

[Noble Savage]

I reckon this is a signing to keep a fellow incoming Ghanaian company.

Abdeli Pele?