2023/24 Jarrad Branthwaite

[kenada_blue]

I’m vulnerable to nutmegs as well

Vulnerable to "megs" as a stat is a proper Soccer Aid/YouTube football thing to say

 

[Milkman]

What is this complete nonsense.

This is a satire of those clueless transfer virgin YouTubers right?

 

[Zezti]

What is this complete nonsense.

No, no. Its all true. He's really not all that. Anyone looking to buy him are mistaken and should move on...

 

[Curtis]

Man united fans are like veruca salt they demand that he comes to their decayed club of past glory then their they gripe about he's not even that good just the apex of entitlement on display

 

[efcste97]

I hope people continue to underrate him, the longer he stays at Everton the better.

 

[Groucho]

I hope people continue to underrate him, the longer he stays at Everton the better.

We need to prioritise keeping Humungous Jarred.

Sell Onana instead. That’s what I’d go for.

 

[Yorkiebars89]

We need to prioritise keeping Humungous Jarred.

Sell Onana instead. That’s what I’d go for.

I think that's exactly how this goes

 

[Raino85]

I'm hoping for something that looks a bit like this for next seasons kit

 

[Frenk]

They need to fix that disgusting pit they call old Trafford first.

 

[Nymzee]

Happy birthday big lad

 

[Blast_of_Cannock]

Happy birthday big lad

Sell. Too old.

 

[irishtony1878]

They need to fix that disgusting pit they call old Trafford first.

It will be OK soon, after the election, Ratcliffe wants the government to build him the Wembley of the North (for free).
Isn't he a big donator to Labour? It could happen.

 

[14_dollars]

Forest have a put a price of £70m on Murillo (!)

Someone better tell Sir Jim Cheapskate over at the leaky theatre of dreams.

 

[Goodisongang]

Forest have a put a price of £70m on Murillo (!)

Someone better tell Sir Jim Cheapskate over at the leaky theatre of dreams.

i know he's supposed to be good but he looked like a little pie arse when they played us

 

[14_dollars]

i know he's supposed to be good but he looked like a little pie arse when they played us

I think he’s a bit of a ‘Trent’ - occasionally lashes 50 yard passes but not great at the basics of defending.