Transfer Rumour Jesse Lingard

[MikeH72]

I dont think it would take till the 2nd season mate, unless he had a stellar first season he would 100% be boo'd till he cried

Didn’t he kick off because United didn’t give him a guard of honour when he was leaving? Imagine him after experiencing the Park End gammons after him and Alli have just done a stupid TikTok dance to celebrate a 95th minute equaliser against Bournemouth.

 

[Deleted member 48881]

why are we buying him every friggen window

 

[MikeH72]

Dele taught him everything he knows.

Lingard is deffo a 30 year old adult male that takes selfies with a Pot Noodle with the caption “just call me Gordon Ramsay ????” and puts it on his Snapchat story.

 

[JLW]

why are we buying him every friggen window

Because the club do things to make us hate them even more every year.

Its a trait they are very good at recently

 

[JLW]

Lingard is deffo a 30 year old adult male that takes selfies with a Pot Noodle with the caption “just call me Gordon Ramsay ????” and puts it on his Snapchat story.

Mike please don't wind me up anymore than seeing just his name does.

 

[witchdoc187]

I don't want him but there's not one quote in that story. Why people pay any attention to this nonsense is beyond me

 

[Oddson]

“ Will only join Everton as a last resort” need to volley this Narcissistic pleb far away, even to contemplate signing this maggot makes the teeth itch.

 

[Dymak]

I don't want him but there's not one quote in that story. Why people pay any attention to this nonsense is beyond me

No quotes and an ‘unknown source’ written in the sun! Not very believable imo. It’s nonsense from a kopite that wants to wind up Evertonians, sabotage the free transfer, and annoy Lingard all in one go.

I think he’d be a good Siggy replacement and that he’s worth getting on a free. His actual value is probably around 30 million.

 

[Jimishorts]

Lingard is deffo a 30 year old adult male that takes selfies with a Pot Noodle with the caption “just call me Gordon Ramsay ????” and puts it on his Snapchat story.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Whatever happened to Kopite Kevs no bellends policy?

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

You would think that if the player intended to arrive at Everton some of his people would attempt to cast doubt on the reported comment just to allay any potential hostility.
I don’t think he’s signing for us to be honest.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lingard is deffo a 30 year old adult male that takes selfies with a Pot Noodle with the caption “just call me Gordon Ramsay ????” and puts it on his Snapchat story.

*does snapping thing with fingers

 

[billyblue80]

This fella is a weapon if we thought our fanbase fumed about Alli and Delph then it would be nothing on this fella when he's tik toking in red pants after we lose 5-1 to the RS.

 

[Hogwild]

Would much rather Gibbs White over Lingard. One is the type of signing that got us into this mess and one is the type who gets us out of it.

 

[Kendal]

I don't want him but there's not one quote in that story. Why people pay any attention to this nonsense is beyond me

Don’t want him if he considers us a last resort. Need hungry players to motivate the under achievers who know who they are.