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Transfer Rumour Jesse Lingard
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@TheBlueBlitzer where are you? I yearn to read your reply, but I have to go to bed soon.
TheBlueBlitzer
Player Valuation: £950k
Damn i was wrong the last season melted my brain it was the aeason before with west ham wasnt it ?
still dont want him or tarkowski so i guess ive got half my wish so far ?
TheBlueBlitzer
Player Valuation: £950k
Come on now give me a chance can we put Rondon at the front of any arguements you have right now so you can fail and leave me alone hahaha
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
This guy is the most Everton signing ever. I will now be surprised if we DON'T sign him.
One of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen.
And why hasn’t anyone put the Mr Soft advert music over this?
Wayno
Player Valuation: £15m
Of all the players in the entirety of world football, Lingard is the one I would sign the least, signing a balding old fella from the Dog & Duck would seem a better move, would hardly cost anything and wouldn’t be in any contention to get a game.
Lingard is actually a good player, would grab a few goals etc, but considering the TikTok’s , the dancing and the wages, a dry spell puts us in danger of a full on coup from the Park End, I could honestly see Goodison being burnt to the ground.
Lingard is actually a good player, would grab a few goals etc, but considering the TikTok’s , the dancing and the wages, a dry spell puts us in danger of a full on coup from the Park End, I could honestly see Goodison being burnt to the ground.
The answer can’t be Gray though, right ?
At least me can claim on the insurance. Mind you it would turn out they we’d forgot to pay the renewal fee.
18Chris87
Player Valuation: £750k
Want to sign him so desperately just so I can see him, Dom and Tom recreate this to celebrate a consolation goal in a 5-1 loss to Newcastle.
The rapid rise in blood pressure would lead to a discovery of a new method of renewable energy
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
Due diligence complete.
Drico
Player Valuation: £50m
Well, he certainly shows all the signs of being an alumnus of the Ross Barkley School of Intelligence.
We can't sign this fella. If you thought DCL's magazine covers and fashion shoots upset the more mature element of our fanbase, the sight of this fella doing one of his indecipherable "hand gestures" to the Park End after ballooning an open goal opportunity would set off a barrage of thermobaric missiles from the Main Stand.
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
We MUST sign him
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Weird how on one hand he has rep of being a bell but then Mourinho was complimentary of his character and Jose doesn't tend to like big egos who haven't the ability to back it up.
He seemed to get his heed down at WHU under Moist so he may be one of those characters who if you surround him with idiots like Pogba he'll act up but put him in an environment where he's expected to work hard he knuckles down.
I worry about him and Dele together though - could see them becoming a pair of clowns together.
He seemed to get his heed down at WHU under Moist so he may be one of those characters who if you surround him with idiots like Pogba he'll act up but put him in an environment where he's expected to work hard he knuckles down.
I worry about him and Dele together though - could see them becoming a pair of clowns together.
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