Transfer Rumour Jesse Lingard

[JimmyJeffers]

Alright lads? JLingz here. Hey listen. You fancy coming over and we’ll make some dancing TicToks?

 

[Houghty19]

Sign him NOW FFS

After this I'm pleading for us to walk away.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

You just know he will go elsewhere and bang in the goals, just like last time he was not good enough for us and went to West Ham.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

We better sign him.

 

[Blue Jk]

The sooner the better this eejit goes to America so we can lock this thread & forget it ever happened

 

[kenada_blue]

All signs say West Ham.

But I wouldn't be surprised us being stupid and making him our highest paid player.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

All signs say West Ham.

But I wouldn't be surprised us being stupid and making him our highest paid player.

if it was WH, he'd have gone there by now. It'll be whichever Saudi team offers him the most millions or whichever MLS team promises him best baller status and/or pokes him the most on facetube.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

The sooner the better this eejit goes to America so we can lock this thread & forget it ever happened

Yes Please! It's all I want for xmas! In July.

(just imagine, somewhere in a parallel universe Fat Benny Cockwomble is still here and he's just unveiled J-Lingz on a 5 year deal ahead of our annual preseason 7-0 default to Tranmere. I don't know what'd be worse)

 

[kenada_blue]

if it was WH, he'd have gone there by now. It'll be whichever Saudi team offers him the most millions or whichever MLS team promises him best baller status and/or pokes him the most on facetube.

Oh absolutely. Feller has been a free agent on his holidays tiktoking since beginning of June

 

[wainy]

It's common knowledge that the player is after a deal in that ball park. And those figures were specified in the post that you responded to.

Are you saying "yes, that seems like a reasonable wage for Jesse Lingard." or do you mean "No that's excessive. However he might be a viable option at a lower wage."

It's not hard pal, just clarify what you mean.

What’s with the tone mate? I think it’s blatantly obvious I’m on about him coming on a lower wage ‘pal’.

 

[matty1878]

if it was WH, he'd have gone there by now. It'll be whichever Saudi team offers him the most millions or whichever MLS team promises him best baller status and/or pokes him the most on facetube.

he’s gone to west ham.

close thread

 

[Colonel Getafe]

he’s gone to west ham.

close thread

Any evidence to confirm this statement?

 

[matty1878]

Jesse Lingard appears to finally confirm next club after Man Utd exit

Jesse Lingard has teased fans over his future on social media as the former Manchester United man closes in on a return to West Ham - 12 months after his fruitful loan spell

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Any evidence to confirm this statement?

Presumably it’s the ‘chicken run’ references he’s apparently posted.
Reasonably convincing if true.

 

[Colonel Getafe]

Jesse Lingard appears to finally confirm next club after Man Utd exit

Jesse Lingard has teased fans over his future on social media as the former Manchester United man closes in on a return to West Ham - 12 months after his fruitful loan spell

www.mirror.co.uk

Ahhh. I was thinking more of an official announcment from WH/JL, but it could very well be true. Sooner we can get back to shopping for some actual footballers instead of attention-seeking social media "stars" the sooner we can aim for a dizzying mid-table finish.