Aries
Player Valuation: £10m
This fella doesn’t have a clue. He’s a Watford fan who loves the sound of his own voice, makes up complete bollards that he knows people within the club, talks frequently with current players and staff at the club, and has the inside track on all things Watford. Plenty have fallen for it though and he’s gathered a decent following. He had us practically signing Dennis at the start of the window, and claimed to “know” that Thelwell was in London last week with a Watford rep discussing a move for Sarr. 24 hours later Villa had agreed a fee with Sarr and looked like signing him until it went belly up. We’ve had zero concrete links from any reliable source for either Dennis or Sarr.
He’s also on his 4th or 5th account by the way, after constantly getting banned for being abusive to anyone who dares to question his “expert” footballing opinions. “LKenz” was his last account before this one.
He’s a complete and utter trumpet.