Joel Robles

[iamEverton]

Steve Walsh works with stats mate. You need to compile a report with clean sheet ratios, shot save percentages etc and get them to the club.

A wise man once said stats are for losers. Give me a couple days at finch farm to win them over. I can give you all the numbers they want but sometimes numbers lie. Let them witness me snag a couple belters in person. I'm 6'4 220 built for american football like tim howard. Have a goalkeeping history and mentality as a former ice hockey goalie. Quick reflexes. Hard determined worker and quick learner. Only have to tell me something once. Let the coaches work with me for awhile and you'll realize why my teammates call me "The Wall".

 

[iamEverton]

Steve walsh helped build Leicester well I'm his Jamie Vardy underdog diamond in the rough. Jamie was working at a factory i worl at an airport. Get me out of here and wherre i belong stoppong belters for Everton in Champions league. Distributing the Ball to Davies for the goal! Everton 1-Liverpool Nil.

 

[Joey66]

A wise man once said stats are for losers. Give me a couple days at finch farm to win them over. I can give you all the numbers they want but sometimes numbers lie. Let them witness me snag a couple belters in person. I'm 6'4 220 built for american football like tim howard. Have a goalkeeping history and mentality as a former ice hockey goalie. Quick reflexes. Hard determined worker and quick learner. Only have to tell me something once. Let the coaches work with me for awhile and you'll realize why my teammates call me "The Wall".

Are you available for Swansea away?
Also how thick is your wall?

 

[chicoazul]

A wise man once said stats are for losers. Give me a couple days at finch farm to win them over. I can give you all the numbers they want but sometimes numbers lie. Let them witness me snag a couple belters in person. I'm 6'4 220 built for american football like tim howard. Have a goalkeeping history and mentality as a former ice hockey goalie. Quick reflexes. Hard determined worker and quick learner. Only have to tell me something once. Let the coaches work with me for awhile and you'll realize why my teammates call me "The Wall".

Bring us THE WALL.

 

[Walken]

Good lad is Joel, been treated poorly by that fat fried cheese eater getting his dutch mates in

 

[Walken]

A wise man once said stats are for losers. Give me a couple days at finch farm to win them over. I can give you all the numbers they want but sometimes numbers lie. Let them witness me snag a couple belters in person. I'm 6'4 220 built for american football like tim howard. Have a goalkeeping history and mentality as a former ice hockey goalie. Quick reflexes. Hard determined worker and quick learner. Only have to tell me something once. Let the coaches work with me for awhile and you'll realize why my teammates call me "The Wall".

and yet you are still here?

 

[Joey66]

Good lad is Joel, been treated poorly by that fat fried cheese eater getting his dutch mates in

Or a goal keeper who has a phobia of saving the ball!
That 2nd goal today is miles worse than Robles has ever done even the goal scorer Cahil it just hit my knee knew nothing about it, as The Steck palmed it on to him a yard out ????

 

[The binman chronicles]

Bring us THE WALL.

Don't do it to yourself mate, it's only funny for about 5 minutes...

...oh you said Bring us the wall, as you were then.

 

[iamEverton]

and yet you are still here?

Still where? I'm here there and everywhere. I was overlooked because i was a fat kid i lost a lot of weight and work out everyday now peak fitness my guy. Kammmooonnnnnn now. Y'all just want me to take the piss. I'm for real ya blokes.

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

A reality show featuring @iamEverton would be great, you should petition the club to do this for you. Like literally picket Moshiri's office. He likes people who take initiative. Also you should make Wall your mononym.

 

[BlueLlama]

and yet you are still here?

Treat The Wall nicely please

 

[marsh]

Would of won with Joel in

 

[iamEverton]

A reality show featuring @iamEverton would be great, you should petition the club to do this for you. Like literally picket Moshiri's office. He likes people who take initiative. Also you should make Wall your mononym.

I see most of you are treating this as a joke?
For some laughter to take your minds off some depressing stuff in real life. Well my real life has been nothing but depressing, from watching my father die, to my mothers downward spiral into depression. I was obese as a kid beaten worn out bullied into thoughts of suicide as a kid. Now this isnt poor me feel bad for me no I'm a soldier. I pray for kids like Bradley Lowry. I didn't want to live life it all seemed too sad. Then one day i became my own man around 17/18 years old I started to grow some balls along with some hair on those balls. I don't think you guys understand what being an athlete for my family making money to help them and what Everton means to me. I will fight for what i want like a lion will to feed its young. You guys are under estimating my talent. I told you im a late bloomer hidden gem like Vardy. Let me step foot in finch farm and next thing you know you're kids and grandkids will want a keeper Kit that says on the back as well as the front "EVERTON"
I may reside in America but I'm one of you and you're going to get to know me very soon.

 

[Joey66]

Treat The Wall nicely please

Dont talk about the wall talk about that lattice fence who was in goal for us yesterday called The Stek!

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Dont talk about the wall talk about that lattice fence who was in goal for us yesterday called The Stek!

Regardless of your low opinion of a former World Cup final goalie, Robles wouldn't have made any difference yesterday,both are not good enough. Southall had it right in that phone interview he called them both 'decent' goalies and you can't argue with the great man. We need both replaced next season.