Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
Next time you watch Sakho play and he gets the ball, imagine all the players around him shouting "RIGHT LADS, LET'S GET HIM!", because without fail they'll charge him down and he looks utterly baffled at what to do and goes into his Bambi routine.
He's one of the very worst Liverpool centre-halves I've ever seen!
Him & Nicky Tanner
Think he scored his only goal against us too