John Stones

[Rugby Toffee]

I feel moist at the thought of Stones leading us to future glories.

 

[The Cowboy]

He's good, but he's no Chris Smalling.

 

[The Esk]

He's not got the physique or the mental strength required yet to be a dominant personality at CB. The way he gets drawn to the ball and forgets the space he's meant to be covering underlines that lack of confidence.

Dave? lol

 

[chicoazul]

Oh wow. Das vaults.

 

[blulouie]

Far from the Finnished Article....when he is.....WOW.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

He's the sex and makes Jagielka ace too which is an added bonus. He'd probably make Hibbert look like Beckenbauer if he was slotted in alongside him at the heart of the defence n'all.

I say get him (Stones) shipped off to Syria, he'd easily sort out their problems with ISIS an instant; sorted our entire defence out in about six seconds.

 

[The Esk]

Got to agree with Davek. I have also said he is not ready just yet and won't be for a couple of seasons.

Banno? lol

 

[The Esk]

This will be delightful vaulting.

The lad is class. He will be one of the best in Europe. He's 20 and playing the position that takes the longest to learn.

 

[Hellerad]

Some day he'll sprout angel wings and cleave a 70 yard Gerrard long ball in twane with a flaming sword.

Aye, and though we haven't seen it yet, he can rotate 180 degrees from the hip so he can sprint back while still facing an attacker.

This summer he'll sleep in a cocoon of his own creation and emerge a gorram dragon.

Stand by every word.

 

[Elong]

The esk having a John Stones here.

 

[Goat]

1.15, that laugh,

 

[ilikecheese]

1.15, that laugh,

Saw that on the OS...can't figure out what's flown in front of him.

 

[kithnou]

I feel moist at the thought of Stones leading us to future glories.

I seriously misread that for "leaving us"...

 

[TheFinnFan]

1.15, that laugh,

WHO SQUIRTED!!?? Show yer self!

 

[ilikecheese]

WHO SQUIRTED!!?? Show yer self!

Hahaha...you've sussed it out!