John Stones

[steken1]

He should start every game by attacking the other sides coach with a basey bat. So people don't think he's some soft kid. Then tazer their main striker. G'wed John!

 

[bluestevon]

Needs to work on his back first, get his back all nice and strong and the front will follow.

Once he hits pre season he should be on five protein shakes a day, N.O. Explode thirty minutes before his chest work out and pure super setting like a mad man.

His quest is complete when he offers Bony out in the tunnel before next season's game and Bony's arse pure goes.

Then we got ourselves a centre half.

First half of that post is a little bit Greek like mate

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm a level 1 qualified coach mate, I should really be out there changing the english game. I never even turned up for the course and still got sent a certificate, which means one of two things, the course is complete jarg, or more likely, they could tell just via an application form that I am so tactically complete I needn't bother attending to pass

You're a genius who I suspect will be unappreciated in his own time. It must be difficult knowing these dinosaurs are paid wages whilst you plot a footballing revolution.

 

[Walken]

You're a genius who I suspect will be unappreciated in his own time. It must be difficult knowing these dinosaurs are paid wages whilst you plot a footballing revolution.

Tim Sherwood is a highly paid manager and the likes of me are left to rot on a forum, I'm twice the dresser that bodywarmer wearing embarrassment is a s well

 

[Librarian]

John Stones, John Stones needs calcium
John Stones, John Stones needs calcium
John Stones, John Stones needs calcium
Or some sort of growth hormones

 

[bluemangroup]

Tim Sherwood is a highly paid manager and the likes of me are left to rot on a forum, I'm twice the dresser that bodywarmer wearing embarrassment is a s well

I think it's a disgrace that a man in this day and age can openly admit to not using tactics. I mean you love tactics.

 

[Walken]

I think it's a disgrace that a man in this day and age can openly admit to not using tactics. I mean you love tactics.

remember when I had that idea of playing a sweeper instead of a keeper to bring the ball out, did anyone listen?

 

[chicoazul]

The lad is so good that he's been canonised in Scottish football.

 

[Walken]

The lad is so good that he's been canonised in Scottish football.

photographs?

 

[RFUS]

Thiago Silva has a John Stones poster on his wall.

 

[chicoazul]

photographs?

 

[RFUS]

If you threw a grenade at John Stones, he'd merely control it on his instep and loft it 60 yards away in a graceful arc.

 

[chicoazul]

John Stones is equally comfortably with both cold and hot potatoes.

 

[bluemangroup]

remember when I had that idea of playing a sweeper instead of a keeper to bring the ball out, did anyone listen?

Sorry mate, I wasn't listening.

 

[Walken]

If you threw a grenade at John Stones, he'd merely control it on his instep and loft it 60 yards away in a graceful arc.

I'd be hoping he place a perfect pass to Osman