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John Stones

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Not even arsed by it as it is all too predictable

Stones, Coleman, Barkley, Baines, McCarthy, Mirrales will ALL be linked with moves away by various papers over the next three months, Lukaku and Delefeou and Barry will all get linked with multiple teams for loan and buys in the next three months, and their won't be a shred of truth in any of it, the following will also happen.

Arsenal will also be linked with at least 20 players who are world class and will maybe buy one good player and a few no one has ever heard of

Liverpool will be linked with every single attacking pacey player in the world that is being linked with Real, Barca, Bayern, Chelsea, City, PSG etc, and will buy in the end buy some east European centre back and a couple of Italians who don't work out and cast offs from the big European teams

Chelsea will be linked with superstar after superstar and will end up buying players who actually fit into Mourinho's system rather than all the obvious not his style players the papers will link them with

City will be linked with everyone Chelsea is, they won't be competing on the same targets so will be funny as they buy people the papers never thought of

Spurs will get linked with every player any of the top 7 get linked with, and won't get 1 of the ones that any of the top 7 are ACTUALLY interested in, and will end up buying half a team again for a new manager from Holland and people with impressive stats in Spain and Portugal who game is completely and utterly unsuited to the English game

Man United will be linked with every player who wants an improved contract with a BIG club in order to drive up their demands, they will only get ones that are deemed not worth the wages they demand and Moyes will end up with a collection of players he has no idea how to fit into a team, they will also get linked with anyone the media deems is at a smaller and inferior team to a Europeless united - which pretty much is everyone besides city, chelsea, Liverpool and Barca. Any young everton player will be linked with United multiple times as the papers keep trying to tell us how good Moyes is with youth and how much he was loved by the everton young players, despite evidence to the contrary

Southampton will have any of their players who are English linked all summer long with moving on, probably their manager too, and at the start of the season they will probably all still be their

Everton will get every player they have under the age of 30 linked with a move to a bigger club, without the papers failing to comprehend why anyone would want to stay at such a small club rather than being allowed to leave for the betterment of their career, none of them will actually leave, anyone we target will be linked with spurs, the rs, united and arsenal, the ones we really want we will actually get in-spite of the papers trying to belittle us with condescending remarks in any rumour story
 
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bluestevon said:
Not even arsed by it as it is all too predictable

Stones, Coleman, Barkley, Baines, McCarthy, Mirrales will ALL be linked with moves away by various papers over the next three months, Lukaku and Delefeou and Barry will all get linked with multiple teams for loan and buys in the next three months, and their won't be a shred of truth in any of it, the following will also happen.

Arsenal will also be linked with at least 20 players who are world class and will maybe buy one good player and a few no one has ever heard of

Liverpool will be linked with every single attacking pacey player in the world that is being linked with Real, Barca, Bayern, Chelsea, City, PSG etc, and will buy in the end buy some east European centre back and a couple of Italians who don't work out and cast offs from the big European teams

Chelsea will be linked with superstar after superstar and will end up buying players who actually fit into Mourinho's system rather than all the obvious not his style players the papers will link them with

City will be linked with everyone Chelsea is, they won't be competing on the same targets so will be funny as they buy people the papers never thought of

Spurs will get linked with every player any of the top 7 get linked with, and won't get 1 of the ones that any of the top 7 are ACTUALLY interested in, and will end up buying half a team again for a new manager from Holland and people with impressive stats in Spain and Portugal who game is completely and utterly unsuited to the English game

Man United will be linked with every player who wants an improved contract with a BIG club in order to drive up their demands, they will only get ones that are deemed not worth the wages they demand and Moyes will end up with a collection of players he has no idea how to fit into a team, they will also get linked with anyone the media deems is at a smaller and inferior team to a Europeless united - which pretty much is everyone besides city, chelsea, Liverpool and Barca. Any young everton player will be linked with United multiple times as the papers keep trying to tell us how good Moyes is with youth and how much he was loved by the everton young players, despite evidence to the contrary

Southampton will have any of their players who are English linked all summer long with moving on, probably their manager too, and at the start of the season they will probably all still be their

Everton will get every player they have under the age of 30 linked with a move to a bigger club, without the papers failing to comprehend why anyone would want to stay at such a small club rather than being allowed to leave for the betterment of their career, none of them will actually leave, anyone we target will be linked with spurs, the rs, united and arsenal, the ones we really want we will actually get in-spite of the papers trying to belittle us with condescending remarks in any rumour story
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Absolutely nails it lol

You sir would make a killing as a journo (or bookmaker)
 
So much Everton on my mind... Guns 'N Roses "Mister Brownstone" came on while I was driving today. Somehow morphed into this:

He used to play a little for the Royal Blue
and the little became more and more
He just keeps on getting a little bit better
A little better than before
He used to play a little for the Royal Blue
now he plays more and more
With him clogging up the middle
Poor bastards will never score

We've been cheering for
Mister John Stones
He's been rocking
The crowd at Goodison
 

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