Jokes Thread

[canuckblue]

Nz qiv nuati, Imwot, foif metv pohjv.
Ji xet deahjv op e vseq.

O xuamf onehopi zua'si emm tjuul aq.

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[bigbadjeff]

O xuamf onehopi zua'si emm tjuul aq.

E jaj jaj !

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Nz imidvsodoep nevi dav vji xosit vu ep odi neloph gedvusz.
Ov't hupi opvu vji moraofevoup.

 

[Sharpattack]

O xuamf onehopi zua'si emm tjuul aq.

Fup'v ci dsaim

 

[Kurt.]

Nz qiv nuati, Imwot, foif metv pohjv.
Ji xet deahjv op e vseq.

Exxxx.

Esi zua mupituni vupohjv ?

 

[Groucho]

Nz qiv nuati, Imwot, foif metv pohjv.
Ji xet deahjv op e vseq.

Xjisi fof Imwot caz jot dumitmex?

Op vji Pivvuuuuuj

 

[canuckblue]

Exxxx.

Esi zua mupituni vupohjv ?

Ji't tvezoph op vji Jiesvcsiel Juvim gus e gix fezt.

 

[summerisle]

Ji't tvezoph op vji Jiesvcsiel Juvim gus e gix fezt.

Ji't emm tjuul aq.

 

[AndyC]

Qeffz ot up jumofez epf ecuav vu hu vu vji ciedj, xjip jot xogi etlt jon og ji jet tiip jis gmoq gmuqt.

Qeffz tezt, "Keztat, O jevi ov xjip zua hu vuqmitt."

 

[Parker]

Ep esv vjoig csielt opvu vji Muawsi.

Vjsuahj desigam tvafzoph ug vji caomfoph qmept epf nupvjt ug nivodamuat qmeppoph, ji xet ecmi vu iwefi emm vji tidasovz epf tvumi tiwisem qsodimitt qeopvopht.

Ji vjip muefif vji qeopvopht opvu jot wep qeslif piescz. Katv et ji xet ecuav vu miewi, ji jiesf vji emesn hu ugg op vji caomfoph.

Xovjuav e nunipv't jitovevoup, ji lodlif vji wep opvu johj hies epf tqif exez. Juxiwis, jot wep sep uav ug het mitt vjep 5 nopavit mevis, epf ji xet deahjv epf essitvif cz vji qumodi.

"O fup'v apfistvepf", Teof vji qumodi uggodis. "Jux duamf zua qmep emm vjev tu desigammz, ziv gushiv vu gomm aq zuas het vepl?"

Vu xjodj vji vjoig siqmoif: "Cav nuptoias! Bev ot iyedvmz xjz O tvumi bi qeopvopht! O jef pu Nupiv, vu caz Fihet, vu neli bi Wep Huhj!"

 

[Kurt.]

Tunicufz tvumi nz epvo fiqsittepvt vji uvjis fez .... juqi vjiz’si jeqqz pux

 

[summerisle]

Jux fuit Nutit neli jot vie ?
Jicsixt ov.
Pu, O'n tisouat, vjev Otseimo jux ji fuit ov.

 

[AndyC]

Qeffz ot fuoph tuni suugoph xusl gus Nasqjz.
Ji piest vji vuq ug vji meffis epf tvesvt tjeloph epf huoph fobbz.
Ji demmt fuxp vu Nasqjz epf tezt "O vopl O xomm 'ewi vu hu juni, O'wi duni emm uwis hoffz epf giim todl."

Nasqjz etlt "Ewi zis huv wisvohu?"

Qeffz siqmoit "Pu, O upmz mowi suapf vji duspis."

 

[summerisle]

Jux nadj fuit e mobesf xiohj ?
Fiqipft up vji tdemit.

 

[JammyP]

Tunicufz tvumi nz epvo fiqsittepvt vji uvjis fez .... juqi vjiz’si jeqqz pux

Xjip O gostv teof O xepvif vu ci e dunifoep, iwiszcufz meahjif. Vjiz'si puv meahjoph pux.
- Cuc Nupluati

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