Jokes Thread

Joey66 · February 10, 2020

Kurt said:
Somebody throw @Joey66 another 70’s joke book ffs

Thora herd the says the poster who got that out of the Beano......

Joey66 · February 10, 2020

Billysgingham. said:
Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

It was in the joke I copied......

Billysgingham. · February 10, 2020

Joey66 said:
It was in the joke I copied......

Get your own material lad.

davids · February 10, 2020

Billysgingham. said:
Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

Ashers Baking Company

The McArthur family own and run Ashers bakery. They were pursued through the courts by the taxpayer-funded Equality Commission for Northern Ireland when they turned down an order for a same-sex marriage campaign cake because it conflicted with their Christian belief that marriage is between a...

www.christian.org.uk

Joey66 · February 10, 2020

Billysgingham. said:
Get your own material lad.

It was topical in that joke you misrable sod ....

Billysgingham. · February 10, 2020

Joey66 said:
It was topical in that joke you misrable sod ....

You are in the jokes thread and you didnt get my try at a joke with yourself, now that is irony.

-Rob- · February 10, 2020

Billysgingham. said:
Could I ask why did you mention an actually named bakery .

I assume it's the bakery that was in the news a while ago for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple.

Billysgingham. · February 10, 2020

davids said:
Ashers Baking Company

The McArthur family own and run Ashers bakery. They were pursued through the courts by the taxpayer-funded Equality Commission for Northern Ireland when they turned down an order for a same-sex marriage campaign cake because it conflicted with their Christian belief that marriage is between a...

www.christian.org.uk

I'm not disputing it is real, just wonder why. I'm sorry I mentioned it now.

Billysgingham. · February 10, 2020

-Rob- said:
I assume it's the bakery that was in the news a while for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple.

Ta mate.im sorry I said anything.

-Rob- · February 10, 2020

Billysgingham. said:
I'm sorry I said anything.

How very British of you

Billysgingham. · February 10, 2020

-Rob- said:
How very British of you

I'm just nice, and I cant be arsed.

verreauxi · February 10, 2020

"I will never forget what you people did to me. Never"

tonyhorne · February 10, 2020

Little Ralphy said:
What did the Pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey

It took me a while but I got there...

Joey66 · February 11, 2020

Superman was flying around in the sky when he notice Wonder Woman stripped naked legs wide open, with her eyes shut on top of a building - as he had always fancied her it was an opportunity he could not miss so with the speed of a bullet he dived down on her and made passionate love to her ... then flew off ...
Wow what the hell was that she shouted.....
I don't know said the Invisible Man, but my arsp is killing me......