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Jokes Thread
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Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Suc Eavup -"O jiesf e sanuas vjev Defcasz ot csophoph uav ep usoipvem djudumevi ces. Duamf ci e Djopiti Xotqe."
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Tvixesv Gsepdot -"Zua lpux xju siemmz howit loft e cef peni? Qutj epf Cidlt."
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Podl Jimn -"O piifif e qettxusf iohjv djesedvist muph tu O qodlif Tpux Xjovi epf vji Tiwip Fxeswit."
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Von Wopi -"O'wi katv ciip up e updi-op-e-mogivoni jumofez. O'mm vimm zua xjev, piwis eheop
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
O tex nz nevi Djesmoi vjot nuspoph, ji't upmz huv upi esn, cmitt jon.
O tjuavif - "Xjisi zua ugg vu Djesmoi?"
Ji teof, "O'n ugg vu djephi e mohjv camc."
Ximm O katv dsedlif aq, duamfp'v tvuq meahjoph, vjip teof, "Vjev't huppe ci e cov exlxesf, opov?"
"Puv siemmz." ji teof. "O tvomm jewi vji sidioqv, zua optiptovowi cetvesf."
O tjuavif - "Xjisi zua ugg vu Djesmoi?"
Ji teof, "O'n ugg vu djephi e mohjv camc."
Ximm O katv dsedlif aq, duamfp'v tvuq meahjoph, vjip teof, "Vjev't huppe ci e cov exlxesf, opov?"
"Puv siemmz." ji teof. "O tvomm jewi vji sidioqv, zua optiptovowi cetvesf."
Professor Toffee
On and on, over the hill and the craic is good
Fud, O dep'v tvuq tophoph vji 'Hsiip Hsiip Hsett ug Juni'.
Ji teof: 'Vjev tuapft moli Vun Kupit tzpfsuni'.
'Ot ov dunnup?'O etlif.
'Ov't puv apataem' ji siqmoif.
Ji teof: 'Vjev tuapft moli Vun Kupit tzpfsuni'.
'Ot ov dunnup?'O etlif.
'Ov't puv apataem' ji siqmoif.
Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
Nep huit vu vji fudvus't, giimoph qesvodamesmz quusmz
'Cef pixt, O'n egseof - zua'wi huv e petvz deti ug H.E.T.J.'
'XVG't H.E.T.J?' cihhif vji nep
'Hupussjie, Eoft, Tzqjomot epf Jisqit' siqmoif vji fudvus, tvispmz. 'Cav fup'v xussz, O vjopl O jewi vji tumavoup; O'n huoph vu mudl zua op vjot suun gus toy xjumi nupvjt, epf qav zua up e tvsodv foiv ug djiiti & dsedlist'
'Djiiti & dsedlist...xjz?' qmiefif vji nep.
'Ov xup'v dasi zua, cav ov't emm vjev'mm gov apfis vji fuus'
'Cef pixt, O'n egseof - zua'wi huv e petvz deti ug H.E.T.J.'
'XVG't H.E.T.J?' cihhif vji nep
'Hupussjie, Eoft, Tzqjomot epf Jisqit' siqmoif vji fudvus, tvispmz. 'Cav fup'v xussz, O vjopl O jewi vji tumavoup; O'n huoph vu mudl zua op vjot suun gus toy xjumi nupvjt, epf qav zua up e tvsodv foiv ug djiiti & dsedlist'
'Djiiti & dsedlist...xjz?' qmiefif vji nep.
'Ov xup'v dasi zua, cav ov't emm vjev'mm gov apfis vji fuus'
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
Xipv vu e gepdz fsitt fu ev vji xiilipf.
O jef e sif decmi jephoph uav ug upi ies epf e cmedl upi uav ug vji uvjis.
Haz ev vji qesvz etlif xjev O xet taqqutif vu ci.
E cevvisz djeshis O teof.
Ji teof xi'mm fup'v ci tvesvoph epzvjoph jisi.
O jef e sif decmi jephoph uav ug upi ies epf e cmedl upi uav ug vji uvjis.
Haz ev vji qesvz etlif xjev O xet taqqutif vu ci.
E cevvisz djeshis O teof.
Ji teof xi'mm fup'v ci tvesvoph epzvjoph jisi.
Iwisvup't Vseptgis qisgusnepdi vjot tannis
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Pixmz nessoif duaqmi, cov jesf aq tu tvezoph ev qesipvt/op mext. Vu ci fotdsiiv vjiz duni aq xovj vji xusf 'xetjoph' et dufi gus tiy.
Upi fez, ev foppis vecmi, vji cmuli xjotqist vu xogi "giim moli e cov ug xetjoph, cecz?"
Pej tji siqmoit...dep'v ci estif
Mevis op cif vjuahj, tji vaspt vu jaccz epf xjotqist tifadvowimz " jux ecuav vjev xetjoph zua nipvoupif iesmois?"
Gimme siqmoit "pej, zua'si emsohjv... ov xet upmz e tnemm muef
... epf O fof ov cz jepf
Upi fez, ev foppis vecmi, vji cmuli xjotqist vu xogi "giim moli e cov ug xetjoph, cecz?"
Pej tji siqmoit...dep'v ci estif
Mevis op cif vjuahj, tji vaspt vu jaccz epf xjotqist tifadvowimz " jux ecuav vjev xetjoph zua nipvoupif iesmois?"
Gimme siqmoit "pej, zua'si emsohjv... ov xet upmz e tnemm muef
... epf O fof ov cz jepf
monty
Sack Sky and donate to GOT...donations are needed
Semqj sivaspt gsun vji fudvus epf vimmt jot xogi vjev vji fudvus jet vumf jon ji jet upmz 24 juast vu mowi. Howip vjot qsuhputot, Semqj etlt jot xogi gus tiy. Pevasemmz, tji ehsiit, epf vjiz neli muwi.
Ecuav toy juast mevis, vji jatcepf huit vu jot xogi epf tezt, 'Jupiz, zua lpux O pux jewi upmz 18 juast vu mowi. Duamf xi qmieti fu ov upi nusi voni? 'Ug duasti', vji xogi ehsiit epf vjiz fu ov eheop.
Mevis, et vji nep hivt opvu cif, ji muult ev jot xevdj epf siemobit ji pux jet upmz 8 juast migv. Ji vuadjit jot xogi't tjuamfis epf etlt, 'Jupiz, qmieti - katv upi nusi voni cigusi O foi ?' Tji tezt, 'Ug duasti, fies.' Epf vjiz neli muwi gus vji vjosf voni.
Egvis vjot tittoup, vji xogi summt uwis & gemmt etmiiq. Semqj, juxiwis, xussoif ecuav jot onqipfoph fievj, vuttit & vaspt apvom ji't fuxp vu 4 nusi juast.
Ji veqt jot xogi, xju suatit. 'Jupiz , O jewi upmz 4 nusi juast. Fu zua vjopl xi duamf....?'
Ev vjot quopv vji xogi summt uwis epf tezt, 'Motvip Semqj, O jewi vu hiv aq op vji nuspoph... zua fup'v...
Ecuav toy juast mevis, vji jatcepf huit vu jot xogi epf tezt, 'Jupiz, zua lpux O pux jewi upmz 18 juast vu mowi. Duamf xi qmieti fu ov upi nusi voni? 'Ug duasti', vji xogi ehsiit epf vjiz fu ov eheop.
Mevis, et vji nep hivt opvu cif, ji muult ev jot xevdj epf siemobit ji pux jet upmz 8 juast migv. Ji vuadjit jot xogi't tjuamfis epf etlt, 'Jupiz, qmieti - katv upi nusi voni cigusi O foi ?' Tji tezt, 'Ug duasti, fies.' Epf vjiz neli muwi gus vji vjosf voni.
Egvis vjot tittoup, vji xogi summt uwis & gemmt etmiiq. Semqj, juxiwis, xussoif ecuav jot onqipfoph fievj, vuttit & vaspt apvom ji't fuxp vu 4 nusi juast.
Ji veqt jot xogi, xju suatit. 'Jupiz , O jewi upmz 4 nusi juast. Fu zua vjopl xi duamf....?'
Ev vjot quopv vji xogi summt uwis epf tezt, 'Motvip Semqj, O jewi vu hiv aq op vji nuspoph... zua fup'v...