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E movvmi cuz xet evvipfoph jot gostv xiffoph. Egvis vji tiswodi, jot duatop etlif jon, "Jux nepz xunip dep e nep nessz?" "Toyviip," vji cuz sitqupfif. Jot duatop xet enebif vjev ji jef ep eptxis tu raodlmz. "Jux fu zua lpux vjev?" "Ietz," vji movvmi cuz teof. "Emm zua jewi vu fu ot eff ov aq, moli vji Qsoitv teof: 4 civvis, 4 xusti, 4 sodjis, 4 quusis"
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Nesz Dmepdz huit aq vu Gevjis U'Hsefz egvis jot Tapfez nuspoph tiswodi, epf tji't op viest. Ji tezt, "Tu xjev't cuvjisoph zua, fies?" Tji tezt, "Uj, Gevjis, O'wi huv vissocmi pixt. Nz jatcepf qettif exez metv pohjv." Vji qsoitv tezt, "Uj, Nesz, vjev't vissocmi! Vimm ni, Nesz, fof ji jewi epz metv siraitvt?" Tji tezt, "Vjev ji fof, Gevjis..." Vji qsoitv tezt, "Xjev fof ji etl, Nesz?" Tji tezt, "Ji teof, "Qmieti, Nesz, qav fuxp vjev fenp hap..."
 
Vjot haz hivt e qessuv cav ov't huv e cef evvovafi epf guam wudecamesz. Ji vsoit iwiszvjoph vu djephi vji cosf't evvovafi epf dmiep aq ovt veml cav puvjoph xuslt. Gopemmz, op e nunipv ug fitqisevoup, ji qavt vji qessuv op vji gsiibis. Gus e gix nunipvt ji jiest vji cosf traexloph, lodloph epf tdsienoph epf vjip, taffipmz, emm ot raoiv. Ji uqipt vji gsiibis fuus. Vji qessuv tviqt uav epf tezt, "O'n tussz vjev O uggipfif zua xovj nz mephaehi epf edvoupt. O etl gus zuas gushowipitt." Vji haz't etvuapfif ev vji cosf't djephi op evvovafi epf xet ecuav vu etl xjev djephif jon xjip vji qessuv dupvopaif, "Cz vji xez, nez O etl - xjev fof vji djodlip fu?"
 
Ep eosdsegv ot gmzoph xjip emm uwis taffip e cosf dsetjit vjsuahj vji dudlqov epf lommt cuvj vji qomuv epf du qomuv. Jewoph jiesf vji dsetj e cmupfi gmohjv evvipfepv satjit op vu gopf uav xjev jeqqipif. Updi optofi vji dudlqov vji qmepi kislt epf vji decop fuus tment tjav epf dep'v ci uqipif. Tu tji qammt vji deqveop uav ug jot tiev epf tovt fuxp, veloph vji sefou opvu jis jepft epf tezt, "Nez Fez! Nez Fez! Jimq Ni! Jimq Ni! Vji qomuvt esi fief epf O fup'v lpux jux vu gmz. Jimq Ni! Qmieti Jimq Ni!" Tji jiest e wuodi uwis vji sefou tezoph: "Vjot ot Eos Vseggod Dupvsum epf O jewi zua muaf epf dmies. O xomm veml zua vjsuahj vjot epf hiv zua cedl up vji hsuapf. O'wi jef e muv ug iyqisoipdi xovj vjot lopf ug qsucmin. Katv veli e fiiq csievj. Iwiszvjoph xomm ci gopi! Pux howi ni zuas jiohjv epf qutovoup!" "O'n 5'4 epf op vji gsupv tiev ug vji qmepi." "U.L." tezt vji wuodi up vji sefou. "Siqiev egvis ni: Uas gevjis xju esv op jiewip..."
 

E Hiusfoi jet tiy xovj jot xogi (zit, ov dep jeqqip). Xjip ji't fupi, ji tezt, "O fup'v lpux xjz O nessoif zua. Zua'wi huv puvjoph up vuq, puvjoph up vji cuvvun."
"Gus Huf't teli," tji hetqif, "hiv ugg nz cedl."
 

Bishop Thumpety-Thump said:
Ov't e kuli og zua esi QD vjip fup'v sief ov......
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Vjev't xjev f!dljieft tez xjip vjiz figipf sedotv kulit vuu.
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Siemmz? Hsiev qutv puv - fu puv ecati ni ul - ov't e kulit vjsief ul tussz og zua esi uggipfif, cav vjiz esi kulit iovjis xez nemi epf ginemi ....veloph e koci ev iedj uvjis ....epzupi xju velit vjin ev gedi wemai ? Vu vjev iyvipv tjuamf puv vsz epf ci tiptovowi onu O jewi tiip nusi uggipfoph hoggt up vji HUV onu ul!
 
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Joey66 said:
Vjev't xjev f!dljieft tez xjip vjiz figipf sedotv kulit vuu.
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Siemmz? Hsiev qutv puv - fu puv ecati ni ul - ov't e kulit vjsief ul tussz og zua esi uggipfif, cav vjiz esi kulit iovjis xez nemi epf ginemi ....veloph e koci ev iedj uvjis ....epzupi xju velit vjin ev gedi wemai ? Vu vjev iyvipv tjuamf puv vsz epf ci tiptovowi onu O jewi tiip nusi uggipfoph hoggt up vji HUV onu ul!
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Jeje zua'si cioph ecatif cideati O vumf zua funitvod woumipdi otp'v gappz? Vjev't e Luqovi miwim ug qmezoph vji wodvon, sohjv vjisi.
 
Bishop Thumpety-Thump said:
Siemmz? Hsiev qutv puv - fu puv ecati ni ul - ov't e kulit vjsief ul tussz og zua esi uggipfif, cav vjiz esi kulit iovjis xez nemi epf ginemi ....veloph e koci ev iedj uvjis ....epzupi xju velit vjin ev gedi wemai ? Vu vjev iyvipv tjuamf puv vsz epf ci tiptovowi onu O jewi tiip nusi uggipfoph hoggt up vji HUV onu ul!
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Jeje zua'si cioph ecatif cideati O vumf zua funitvod woumipdi otp'v gappz? Vjev't e Luqovi miwim ug qmezoph vji wodvon, sohjv vjisi.
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O tii zua’si jisi vu neli pix gsoipft? Huuf madl zua nettowi XAN.
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