Jokes Thread

[canuckblue]

Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves.
Today was the tip of the iceberg.

I hope that doesn't become arugula habit.

 

[Joey66]

Have we had any mother-in-law 'jokes' yet? It's like a transcript from a 70s episode of The Comedians in here..

I have read some of your jokes on here mate

 

[Joey66]

Don't give up the day job Joey

Misrable ......

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

QUOTE="Joey66, post: 7736879, member: 1486"]
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!
[/QUOTE]
Domestic violence is really not funny.

 

[Nobby Nobbs]

Misrable ......

Certainly am reading them jokes, thought the idea of joke was, well to be funny, my mistake.

 

[Joey66]

Certainly am reading them jokes, thought the idea of joke was, well to be funny, my mistake.

Just don't read them then

 

[Joey66]

QUOTE="Joey66, post: 7736879, member: 1486"]
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!

Domestic violence is really not funny.
[/QUOTE]
It's a joke if you are PC then don't read it......

 

[verreauxi]

I'm on a bus full of swingers and I'm having trouble getting off.

 

[BigBlueConk]

Went to a restaurant last week and ordered an oasis salad. I gotta roll with it.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I have been involved in a car accident. I was hit by a car coming the other way, driven by a koala bear. We both stopped. I wound down the window and shouted "you clipped us". The koala said no thanks, I've just eaten.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I recently bought a new toilet brush.
Long story short, I'm going back to paper once the shops have some.

 

[BigBlueConk]

I asked Alexa what do women want?
It hasn't shut up for 9 days.

 

[Professor Toffee]

My wife accused me of being immature
I asked her to get out of my fort

 

[orly]

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Joey
Joey who?
@Joey66 the misogynist

 

[Joey66]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Joey
Joey who?
@Joey66 the misogynist

Ive seen more giffs on here that are worse than that Mr 2 Mirrors.....